medical assassin

a doctor that kills his patients by either mis-prescribing or over-prescribing medicine or treatment

Michael Jackson's doctor was a medical assassin.

by Julius Pepperwood III October 9, 2013

strap assist

When a strap, such as a purse or seatbelt, seperates and accentuates female breasts.

Ex: Did you see the strap assist on her.
Ex2: Look at her! Thank you strap assist.

by B. Pervster October 28, 2013

presidential assassination

A presidential assassination is when you are giving a public speech at a podium and you ejaculate onto the back of the podium while no one's looking.

"Dude! My debate speech was extra special cause I totally pulled a "presidential assassination" during my final argument."

by marydelta September 24, 2016

Jeff the customer service assistant

complete dickhead

jeff the customer service assistant is a dickhead

by Shamina Begum February 27, 2019

Assistant Ninja

An assistant to other ninjas.

Pro_Skater is the assistant ninja of _Yuna_ and KJM.

by Pro_Skater February 28, 2003

excuses are like asses

its a whole saying it says "excuses are like asses everyone has one" it basically says everyone has an ass and everyone has an excuse.

"That girl Kathy she never does anything and always has a some lame reason to back it up"
"Ya but excuses are like asses everyone has one"

by Annie May 22, 2004

Assman

to run around with your pants down while exposing your inner bowels.

Eric was assmanning around the halls.

by Frank the tank October 15, 2003