by Joshua🍍 June 7, 2016
Get the spiny applemug. An ambiguous measurement of time showing how long it *should* take to download files on Apple products, when in fact it takes much, much longer.
*downloading iOS 7*
iPhone: "Downloading...5 minutes remaining"
*one hour later*
iPhone: "Downloading...17 minutes remaining"
Me: "This must run on Apple time."
iPhone: "Downloading...5 minutes remaining"
*one hour later*
iPhone: "Downloading...17 minutes remaining"
Me: "This must run on Apple time."
by CatPlanet September 18, 2013
Get the Apple timemug. by wh1tet1m October 28, 2014
Get the apple familymug. An apple chimi is similar to a blumpkin. While someone(male) is on a toilet his female partner has the male place his penis in her asshole while having intercourse the male begins to deficate into the toilet. While the male is deficating the female urinates at the same time while having anal sex and that is an apple chimi.
"Wow nick i cant believe you did an apple chimi with your cousin."
"Sally its my birthday and all i want is an apple chimi."
"One time when i was detoxing and havent taken a shit in a week a girl i met in rehab gave me an apple chimi."
"Sally its my birthday and all i want is an apple chimi."
"One time when i was detoxing and havent taken a shit in a week a girl i met in rehab gave me an apple chimi."
by Fight club fam August 7, 2016
Get the Apple chimimug. by TXarno February 4, 2019
Get the Apple Bobbingmug. I LIKE TO EAT EAT EAT APPLES AND BANANAS
I LIKE TO EAT EAT EAT APELES AND BANAYZ
I LIKE TO EAT EAT EAT OOPLES AND BANOONOOS
I LIKE TO EAT EAT EAT EEPLES AND BENEENEES
I LIKE TO EAT EAT EAT APELES AND BANAYZ
I LIKE TO EAT EAT EAT OOPLES AND BANOONOOS
I LIKE TO EAT EAT EAT EEPLES AND BENEENEES
by HTTPS TYF GG November 15, 2022
Get the APPLES AND BANANASmug. Apple Pasta is when your best friend kisses her boyfriend. It’s like a code word. right after they kiss you text your bff and say “APPLE PASTA!!!!” It’s a really special moment.
girl 1- I just kissed him! I hafta text bff and say Apple Pasta!
girl 1- ‘goes to text messages’ “APPLE PASTA!!”
girl 2- AYEEEEEEE
girl 1- ‘goes to text messages’ “APPLE PASTA!!”
girl 2- AYEEEEEEE
by tumbler362 June 3, 2019
Get the Apple Pastamug.