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THE MOST BADASS FUCKING FRUIT ON THE FUCKING PLANET. SERIOUSLY, THIS MOTHERFUCKER KICKS THE SHIT OUT OF THE PUSSY ORANGE OR BANANA. THIS JUICY, RED MOTHERFUCKER IS THE BEST FUCKING THING THAT GOD HAS EVER CREATED. EAT AN A APPLE AND YOUR DICK WILL GROW 3 INCHES. FUCK.
Woah, look at that badass over there eating an apple
by MamaLeeLee May 3, 2014
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Apple

by Rachel Barry July 12, 2017
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Apple

THE APPLE IS THE GREATEST FRUIT IN THE UNIVERSE DUE TO AMAZING PURPOSES IT HELPS YOUR TEACHER LIKE U MORE AND KEEPS THE DOCTOR AWAY WITH THE MIGHTY STRENGTH...........the list goes on
I AM.THE GOD....THE APPLEGOD!!!!
by Apple God September 28, 2017
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apple of the pine

A term used to talk about pineapples when stoned. can be confused with pine cone aka apples of the pines. but it is not the same. DONT GET THEM CONFUSED. ....IM SO STONED
a pineapple is the apple of the pine
by apple of da pone December 8, 2018
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Apple_Byter

The Assistant Flatbread to The Kingdom of Bread. Is obsessed with space and certain anime. Cant stop talking about blimps and is always behind with the memes. They are quite protective of their friends and think they are terrible at drawing even though they really aren't.
"Wheres Apple_Byter?"

"Playing Kerbal Space Program."
by Apple Byter February 21, 2020
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poison apple

I wanted to run apps like Swype on my iPhone, so I cracked it open and now I'm the proud owner of a poison Apple.
by BornBlitzed March 14, 2011
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Sour Apple Altoid

When a man pees during a blowjob right after ejaculation.
Girl: Oh gross, you gave me a sour apple altoid!
Man: Curiously strong!
Girl: *Vomits*
by Curiously Sour May 7, 2011
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