Albert

Albert is albert

Damn are you really hanging out with Albert?
Yeah dude we need a token.

by DisgustingRhino September 3, 2019

Albert Day

A day when you don’t feel like doing your job at work and say “fuck it” and do nothing but run your mouth all day.

Supervisor says: “Hey Scott how come you aren’t doing your work today?”
Scott replies with: “I’m having an Albert Day!”

Or when your boss says “you haven’t done shit all day are you having an Albert Day?”

by Canthitthebottomofatunacan September 12, 2019

albert

stupid fat autistic cat

my cat albert is sooo fucking autistic

by joeseph mamanem October 4, 2019

Albert knights

Cool dood

Yo thats albert knights what a cool dood

by Boomotherfucker October 11, 2019

Abbey

A girl who is very basic and loves to start drama. She also drives a basic car to school and confides in teachers and mom.

Wow stop being basic like abbey.

by Daniel Boone October 20, 2019

albert

a very annoying, but funny guy. often smart and has anger issues

ahhhh hes such an albert

by YEYE24 October 22, 2019

Albert

The OG baby shrek who likes to work out daily. He’s aka Bräzen’s biggest fan.

Bruh, you should be like Albert

by SHOOTAH November 3, 2019