Wet nightmare

A wet nightmare is like a wet dream but it’s all your insecurities packed into one dream.
Wet nightmare is Like having a small dick or getting left edging
by Wetty dreamy August 27, 2020
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Wet hug

Originally, wet hug referred to a hug that is literally wet due to tears streaming down one's face. This came about when a hug was offered to a crying person. Later on, it is often used to offer consolation to a person or a group of people in distress, especially over instant messaging apps. When used with this meaning in instant messages, wet hug is often marked between a pair of asterisks to emphasise that it refers to a virtual action, as well as to distinguish it from the other meanings of wet hug in order to avoid awkwardness.
A: I have just broken up with my boyfriend.
B: Aww there there honey. *wet hugs*
by dorebase2006 August 13, 2017
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Wet Jeff

A Wet Jeff is when you are smoking a bong and cough or laugh into the bong thus causing water to come out the tube and get on your pants.
Austin: "*cough cough*
OMG, there is water all over my leg!"

Dylan: "You just "Wet Jeffed!""

Thomas: "The first ever Wet Jeff!!!!"
by thomas!!!! May 03, 2011
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wet backs

Illegal aliens from Mexico.
As the land near the USA-Mexico border is mainly very hot desert, the people who try to illegal cross the border on foot often become very sweaty. As a result, their backs are wet with sweat and they are known by this feature.
I saw a bunch of wet backs down by the Wal-Mart.
by JohnJohnGoose March 21, 2006
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water is wet

The truth is... water is indeed wet. If it can get things wet, it itself would be wet. Even if "wet is just a description of our experience of water", why can't water be described as wet?
Dumbass: Water is not wet
Average guy: Are you fucking stupid? Water is wet.
by Hayden Avengerkid5 April 03, 2018
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Wet Towel

Mike is such a wet towel, i mean look at him he is just sitting there doing nothing.
by TheWizard13 July 28, 2011
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Wet Turtle

(verb) when a man makes a pan of delicious brownies, and immediatly upon removal from the oven, inserts his dick directly into the center of the steaming hot brownie pan
"Hey Greg, would you like a brownie? They are fresh and very hot."
"Sure, i'd love one... Wait, what the hell? Why is there a hole in the middle of the pan of brownies?"
"I wet turtled them."
"Oh Fred, you scank!"
"Ginkies Greg! All I did was wet turtle them..."
by Orange Kangaroo October 21, 2011
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