Dive Bar Yuppie
(noun)
1. A young(ish) professional who spends their weekdays in sweat pants and dress shirts on zoom. Starting their weekends with yoga, they blow their paycheck by last call, yapping about how the happy hour used to be $5. Full of questionable 2000s music decisions.
2. Someone who can name three types of mezcal but still orders a PBR without irony, because she says she likes the way it tastes while wearing a Beachcomber blue ribbon sweatshirt.
3. The kind of person who shows up to a dive bar in loafers, tips well, and will 100% talk your ear off about ai, the roman empire, aliens, or the latest Huberman episode about skipping.
Synonyms:
Hipster-adjacent, Finance bro with feelings, Indie corporate.
See also:
Craft beer snob, Cool coworker, The only one in the dive bar wearing a blazer
(noun)
1. A young(ish) professional who spends their weekdays in sweat pants and dress shirts on zoom. Starting their weekends with yoga, they blow their paycheck by last call, yapping about how the happy hour used to be $5. Full of questionable 2000s music decisions.
2. Someone who can name three types of mezcal but still orders a PBR without irony, because she says she likes the way it tastes while wearing a Beachcomber blue ribbon sweatshirt.
3. The kind of person who shows up to a dive bar in loafers, tips well, and will 100% talk your ear off about ai, the roman empire, aliens, or the latest Huberman episode about skipping.
Synonyms:
Hipster-adjacent, Finance bro with feelings, Indie corporate.
See also:
Craft beer snob, Cool coworker, The only one in the dive bar wearing a blazer
“Dan just got promoted at his marketing job and celebrated with picklebacks at The Rusty Tap—classic dive bar yuppie move.”
by Dive Bar Yuppie April 3, 2025
Get the Dive Bar Yuppiemug. My girl woke up from a hard chin dive and her neck was banging! Honey, lean back next time cus chin diving was so 1990’s.
by Madeintheshade April 22, 2020
Get the Chin Divemug. by Komang666 February 29, 2020
Get the ploff divemug. IPA: /dɪˈsɛpʃən ˈdaɪv/
An “Extreme Demon” difficulty unofficial “Geometry Dash” game level verified by player Berke423.
An “Extreme Demon” difficulty unofficial “Geometry Dash” game level verified by player Berke423.
by IAmTheRealHuman April 28, 2019
Get the Deception Divemug. the appropriate response to a dinner guest who gullibly responds to an obviously false statement.
Is often accompanied by a brief diving motion with one hand.
Is often accompanied by a brief diving motion with one hand.
- "and Peter Shilton was only 5 feet 6 inches tall before he stretched himself"
- "really? you can't tell from the television"
- "wee dive"
- "really? you can't tell from the television"
- "wee dive"
by Fred Quimby II June 25, 2005
Get the wee divemug. by AquariusTae November 23, 2021
Get the Dive Inmug. A creative way of telling someone to kill themselves!
If you scuba dive the titanic you'll die instantly due to being crushed by the water pressure.
If you scuba dive the titanic you'll die instantly due to being crushed by the water pressure.
Person 1: *Does something annoying or stupid*
Person 2: What the fuck did you do that for. Scuba dive the Titanic, idiot!
Person 2: What the fuck did you do that for. Scuba dive the Titanic, idiot!
by LordJenal July 2, 2023
Get the Scuba dive the Titanicmug.