Mumblety Five

The response to someone who mumbles so much that you have tired of saying: "Excuse me, What was that, Could you repeat that, Come again or I can't hear you."

Person A:A mmfrt able to cmomprt smoo!

Person B:Mumblety Five?

Person A:I am never able to comfort you.

Person B:Maybe because I can never understand you

by Anenglishmajor April 21, 2011

five to the eye

A slap to the face or punch in the eye.

When he asked for her digits, she gave him five to the eye.

by mousepole June 23, 2010

Five-head

A large forehead that you make fun of

Adams five-head makes him look gay and balding

by Southwestern hicks December 04, 2019

Five head

Someone who is blessed with having an exceptionally large fore head.

That ant mcpartlain from ant and dec has a canny five head you could show a movie on it.

by Drydentested5 August 04, 2013

Spocked Five

A Canadian $5 bill that has had Wilfrid Laurier modified to resemble Spock from Star Trek.

Kevin handed the cashier a Spocked Five, uncertain if it would be accepted.

by daverd2 June 11, 2012

master-fiving

Sometimes, nobody is around to celebrate with when you do something great. Or, maybe they are, but they aren't impressed with you. So, get to master-fiving!!! Put your right-hand up. Put your left-hand up. Slap 'em together as fast as you can until you're satisfied, and gratified.

John sat alone in his garage, changing the oil on his '67 Dodge Dart. After cranking the oil pan nut once last turn, he realized he was finished. So, he looked around for a friend to high-five, but was disappointed when he remembered he was alone. Without hesitating, he began master-fiving himself. Happy ending, indeed.

by masterfiving June 09, 2019

hiney five

A Hines five is an open handed smack on the ass. Like a high five but on the butt.

She gave such a good blow job when she turned around to go clean up I gave her a hiney five

by notmeinkc May 03, 2022