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Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.



SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
by Catamount June 21, 2008
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Orange Dolphin

A type of ecstacy pill . Will have you off your ass with 45min- to an hour . Some have a picture of a fly on the opposite side of the dolpin itself .
by M.CKY February 8, 2010
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Dolphin Muzzle

Any human orifice utilized in the act of dolphin-human love making
Laura used turpentine to disinfect her dolphin muzzle after a weekend at Sea World.
by Flipper's Girl November 20, 2009
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Dolphine Dive

Is a way to jump and land on the front. First used in Call of duty: Black ops. It's a gamer expression
Guy1 : Can you dropshot in Black Ops?
Guy2 : No, you dolphine dive instad
Guy1 : That sucks
by SunsetWings April 28, 2011
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SACS Dolphins

A waterpolo team assembled by the gods them self, bought together by destiny. Usually have a monster cock and pull all the ladies. Enjoy excessive partying and blacking out. They are believed to have Mediterranean tans and huge biceps.
Guy 1 : why does that guy have a monster dong?
Guy 2 : I don't know, probably a SACS Dolphins

Guy 1 : that guy is always drunk and he always has girls hanging off him, how does he do it?
Guy 2 : dude, he is SACS Dolphin duh!!!
by the crippler1 May 21, 2011
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Dolphin Blanket

Another word for condom used after the act of sex has been ensued and may or may not at this point be of any use.
We had been having sex and I was in mid-cum when she asked me to put on the condom. At this point it was nothing more than a Dolphin Blanket.
by Dolphinquilt November 7, 2010
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dolphinication

Adam West just got educated on dolphinication
by dolphinication May 6, 2014
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