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bitcoin boomer

a bitcoin "enthusiast" that is easily triggered by the mention (or mere existence) of any alternative crypto coins, because they see these as competition and a threat to bitcoin. They are unwilling to accept the fact that other coins can exist, and perceive their existence as an insult because bitcoin was the first (and what they consider the only) cryptocurrency and that all others are copycats, "scams" or otherwise "shit". They claim bitcoin was the best financial instrument invented in the last 1000 years, while also claiming that nothing better could ever possibly come along in the future.

They are called "boomers" not because of their age, but instead because of their holier-than-thou attitude towards others, and their belief that they've been part of the crypto currency scene long enough to declare themselves an authority on all things finance (even if a latecomer to bitcoin). They are also sometimes referred to as a Bitcoin Maximalist and/or Bitcoin Cultist.
Pete: "There's bitcoin, and then there's shitcoin."
Jane: "OK, bitcoin boomer."
bitcoin boomer by AL Katraz July 16, 2021
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Gumshoe Grimes 

The official nickname (title) given to private investigator junior grimes. The youngest Pi in history whos notorious for going to extreme lengths for a case and to bring corruption justice even if he’s a little corrupt himself (though that’s his nature) grimes is dubbed “gumshoe grimes” as he sticks to people when following for a case of mystery.

gumshoe grimes has been called this by the newspapers and media even though officials try to silence the existence of (junior) grimes himself which says alot about his intimidating behavior, that it got to a point where important public figures do everything to avoid seeing his face or even hearing the name “junior grimes”

An honorable private detective but a rule breaker and ladies man nonetheless, grimes has no shortage of enemies or former friends and fortunately that’s to his benefit. It keeps his ego stronger than ever.

junior grimes (“gumshoe grimes”) has been active since everyone could remember but tends to work from the shadows and doesn’t care for the opinions of others which makes him efficient. If there’s anyone famous for mysterious demeanor and aggressive tactics with a bit of charm it’s MOST DEFINITELY gumshoe grimes!

the greatest Pi in the world, no doubt
News station: another body found in the river today! It’s easy to see why this murder was solved

Person watching tv: aha! Gumshoe grimes!

Person 2: fuckin A, Is there anything that kid can’t do?

News reporter: it’s been revealed that detective junior grimes solved this case once again

Person 1: like there’s ever been a fuckin’ doubt haha

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Narrator: a young man hellbent on stopping corruption yet also being the source himself

Mystery figure: ....

Narrator: the papers call him gumshoe grimes

Mystery figure: *revealed as grimes himself*

Aye....ready for action

Narrator: and for good reason...he knows how to stick to people

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Gumshoe grimes (“junior Grimes”) pi /private detective
Gumshoe Grimes by Tomcat ™️ September 22, 2021
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gumshoe grimes 

The name of the famous junior grimes, a private detective whom breaks the law as well
Any KISS album, in which their music sounds like disco crap!
The Dynasty album is a good example of KISSCO
KISSCO by Woodbilly May 14, 2011

Jessica Jane 

This name sounds like Western but is used in Indonesia. Sadly, this name is not used positively but negatively. They're not even Muslims but keep using Islamic terms (i.e. astaghfirullah) to harass Muslims. That's why Muslims don't like them.
Jessica Jane has very smelly feet that no one loves.
Jessica Jane by austinlim July 10, 2022

Orange menace 

Donald Trump
The Orange menace is speaking on the White House lawn.
Orange menace by Nate Moe November 20, 2019

droppin' it like it's hot 

a vigorous booty~shaking dance; like twerking but without the booty stuck way out
Juanita sure be droppin' it like it's hot! She's the one who taught me that dance move!