it's not you, it's me

I no longer find you attractive, but I can't say that because then I'll feel guilty. Oh, by the way, good riddance.

Girl: Listen, Harry, we need to talk...

Harry: huhuhuh whatfor sexy hot girl?

Girl: Look... it's not you, it's me. I don't think this is working out.

by billus April 1, 2004

Colour me

A term that people use to say that they are something.

*”Colour me -ADJECTIVE-“*
“Colour me impressed.” = I’m impressed

by Firefly702 September 25, 2017

spam me

Send me loads of photos

Shamira spam me photos

by MRose150 May 7, 2018

Blew me

1.that just upset you
2.that tripped you out
3.pissed you off

"Man did you hear what she just told me?! that shit just blew me dood!"

by shychick March 7, 2009

strum me

fuck a bitch hoe

"strum my strings and let me soak in a bucket of marinade"
"strum me sauce hoe i want your saucy milk inside of my ivories"

by strummedonny December 22, 2017

chill on me

cut me a break

chill out

“Remember when you dated “…..”

“Chill on me”

by jvica💕 December 17, 2021

Shittin me

Phrase letting somebody know they lying

"Mann, that ho there is fine man!" said the nigga in the blue shirt. " Shittin me! that ho ain't got no ass!"

by yUNG Sueve January 12, 2008