don't kick yer coon dog

Colloqialism from the American South, literally means don't bit the hand that feeds you.

BILLY: God damn, woman! Old man Winter's makin' me work on the weekend ho'ing his damn soil!
SUSIE: Well is he payin' you that there overtime?
BILLY: Yeah. So?
SUSIE: So shut yer trap and put on yer work boots for an extra day's pay! We need to get little Billy new shoes and our roof busted a hole again!
BILLY: Aw, Susie-
SUSIE: I said shut it! Don't kick yer coon dog!

by HelenHar July 22, 2008

Stinky pan faced corn coon

A very stinky, pan faced person of Mexican descent

Salma Hayek is a stinky pan faced corn coon

by Gobshmackle October 19, 2021

happier than a 'coon in a roastner patch

happier than a racoon in a patch of roasted corn; extremely happy (appalachian)

He's happier than a 'coon in a roastner patch

by @ibreiden May 16, 2016

you're hotter than a coon dog on a fresh track

Your so good looking that you make a person's Hart rase and howl as is they were a hunting hound on a fresh animal track

Damn girl you're hotter than a coon dog on a fresh track

by Jonnyblow December 19, 2016

Coon

A Black Person

“Tyrone, you coon!”

by Smeggybellend57 August 31, 2019

Coon

A ford Falcon, falcoon.

Faaaarrrr that's a nice coon bro

by nzgewl.11 November 13, 2020

Coon Head

A Coon Head is a dark skinned nigga with who has the most nappy head. A head so nappy it's compared to no other a head so nappy that their thoughts get trapped inside A HEAD SO NAPPY THAT BIRDS BUILD NEST INSIDE

Nigga #1: DAMMMMMN TYRONE YOU LOOK LIKE THE AVERAGE COON HEAD
Tyrone: NIGGA RELAX DON'T LET THE HOES SEE GET ME PIK
BIRDS: CAW CAW TYRONE KEEP THAT NAPPY HEAD OF YOURS SO I CAN FATHER MY CHILDREN

by KEEP DEM COONS AWAY 226 May 4, 2023