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cock blocker spaniel

A domesticated member of the family canidae, not necessarily a cocker spaniel, which jumps up on the bed while two humans are engaging in heated intercourse. This usually occurs right as one is about to climax.

This unwelcome interruption completely ruins the moment. The offending dog, which may or may not be a cocker spaniel, is usually jolted off the bed by a quick kick, followed by an awkward resumption of intercourse.

Note: the dog must be a cocker spaniel.
Couple: *grunt grunt*
Dog: *leap*
Couple: fuk off u cock blocker spaniel
Dog: *sad howl*
by BzBurger February 7, 2010
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cock deisel

being very fat.
being very strong.
yo oh girl booty is cock deisel
by chanell May 13, 2005
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School of Hard Cocks

Rip off offa the "School of hard knocks"

A "Goer"
A "Girl"
John- Josh, where does that girl work?
Dave- She works in the Mall, she is still at school
John- High school?
Dave-Yeah, and the school of hard cocks from what I hear!
John-Nice one!
by Graham Wallace, Mr Wallace Esq October 22, 2008
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cock suck bet

A wager made between two gentlemen, where in the loser agrees to publicly suck the cock of the winner.
"Mike Siff lost to me in squash on a cock suck bet and he has yet yo fulfill his obligation"
by wowblox May 9, 2006
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One cock salute

Similar to a twenty-one gun salute, but with cocks. Used as a mark of respect for absent friends, or to toast the end of a particularly enjoyable social occasion. The trousers may be dropped or the penis merely flopped out; it is the saluter's choice. Penises are held upward, like a cannon, while a moment of silence is observed.

N.B. It is considered extremely bad form for the penis to be anything other than completely flaccid when performing a one cock salute.
Let's give her a big one cock salute. It's what Kewley would have wanted. (If, for example, Kewley was the friend who was unable to attend).

Our antics in the ball pool deserve a big one cock salute.
by Professor Weeto October 22, 2010
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breath of a thousand cocks

someone that sucks heaps of cock and stabs people in the back to get places.eg job positions.
Fuck me How did Greg the Job as our Boss? Tom replies, Because he has the "breath of a thousand cocks".
by Hoffy buno October 2, 2007
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Cock Slap of Destiny

When a man slaps a woman so had with his penis she becomes unconscious and has a dream about the future.
My husband gave me the Cock Slap of Destiny and I visited the future
by juicytangerine6969 June 29, 2014
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