A domesticated member of the family canidae, not necessarily a cocker spaniel, which jumps up on the bed while two humans are engaging in heated intercourse. This usually occurs right as one is about to climax.
This unwelcome interruption completely ruins the moment. The offending dog, which may or may not be a cocker spaniel, is usually jolted off the bed by a quick kick, followed by an awkward resumption of intercourse.
Note: the dog must be a cocker spaniel.
This unwelcome interruption completely ruins the moment. The offending dog, which may or may not be a cocker spaniel, is usually jolted off the bed by a quick kick, followed by an awkward resumption of intercourse.
Note: the dog must be a cocker spaniel.
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Dave- She works in the Mall, she is still at school
John- High school?
Dave-Yeah, and the school of hard cocks from what I hear!
John-Nice one!
Dave- She works in the Mall, she is still at school
John- High school?
Dave-Yeah, and the school of hard cocks from what I hear!
John-Nice one!
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by wowblox May 9, 2006
Get the cock suck bet mug.Similar to a twenty-one gun salute, but with cocks. Used as a mark of respect for absent friends, or to toast the end of a particularly enjoyable social occasion. The trousers may be dropped or the penis merely flopped out; it is the saluter's choice. Penises are held upward, like a cannon, while a moment of silence is observed.
N.B. It is considered extremely bad form for the penis to be anything other than completely flaccid when performing a one cock salute.
N.B. It is considered extremely bad form for the penis to be anything other than completely flaccid when performing a one cock salute.
Let's give her a big one cock salute. It's what Kewley would have wanted. (If, for example, Kewley was the friend who was unable to attend).
Our antics in the ball pool deserve a big one cock salute.
Our antics in the ball pool deserve a big one cock salute.
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by Hoffy buno October 2, 2007
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