droot bags

another word for testicles (balls)

“let me show you all the droot bags..”

by kebdksbdjshd September 1, 2020

Air bag

(verb) - It's when a guy is going down on a girl and she queefs, or farts from her vagina, into his mouth and results his cheeks puffing out like inflated air bags.

Hey dude, I've never thought this would happen in a million years, but Kim just air bagged me last night

by footballrocksgmail August 18, 2014

Dumber than a bag of dog dicks

Something that is even more stupid than a bag of dog dicks

Jeff said"I knew a guy that used to carry around a bag of dog dicks." that's so dumb said Bob. Carl chimed in and said "I knew a guy that believed everything CNN reported" . Poco awoke from his sleep and said " now that's dumber than a bag of dog dicks". They all laughed a bit.

by Jacker Smacker June 27, 2020

jag-bag

A citizen who does good things for his community.

President Obama gave the Honorable Citizen's Award to a jag-bag named Henry Wadsworth. Congratulations, Henry!

by Victor Robertsons February 20, 2011

brown bagging

The act of intentionally oiling-up one's scrotum in order to leave an oil stain on something or someone.

Similar to greasy foods in brown paper bags, brown bagging often leaves an oil stain.

I greased up my balls ten minutes ago because I'm brown bagging my doctor during my physical today.

by Anal Patisserie December 31, 2020

Swag Bag

Slang for your nuts.

Damn he got some big ole swag bags

by Akmehd November 9, 2019

Fap bag

A bagood where you keep your fap supplies

"Yo dude don't touch that that's my fap bag"

"I put my lotion in my fap bag"

by Gaybadgerboi January 9, 2019