one foot toe cooch

where someone puts their toe up someone's butt

yo dude, i gave rhea a one foot toe cooch the other day and she loved it!

by joshandrhea May 15, 2016

one cheeked

Another way to say half assed.

Stop trying to rebut me with your one cheeked remarks.

by ManMan36 May 18, 2016

knock you a good one

Punch the other person so hard they fall

I'll knock you a good one

by Wheesy May 18, 2016

One Dick Pony

The one dick pony is a female that is still having sex with or has only had sex with, the person they lost their virginity too.

Bro, she has been with him, and only him, for 9 yrs, since she lost her virginity to him at 17 yrs old, that makes her 26 yr old one dick pony.

by DevientGenie May 27, 2016

tugging the one eyed snake

masturbating.
Jacking off.

Beating the meat.

Jessica: I wanna watch something with you
Tom: you can watch a video I took of me tugging the one eyed snake!

by Whyareyousuchacunt May 29, 2016

One Press

This is meaning for a Girl/Guy who you deem only fit to have sex with once or boastful talk meaning to Fuck.

I would give Rita Ora ah "One Press" but i wouldn't wife her!
I herd you and Sarah are dating? are you mad fam? after she's just a "One Press" lol

by mrdior.101 (insta) June 21, 2016

one eyed wiggling welshman

Another slang word for a man's penis.

The drunk guy showed his one eyed wiggling Welshman to the crowd.

by BlueJockeys April 16, 2016