Dirty Justin

When someone only falls in love and fucks fat chicks, also possibly fat guys.

Did you see that guy at the bar? He just pulled off a dirty Justin.

by FartMcFarts December 11, 2025

face of justice

face of utter disgust and contempt to those who know it, to others a face of seriousness. Reasons for the face of justice are responses to extreme nastiness or stale jokes. The face of justice only can be delivered by a member of an elite group called B2.

there is a gurl who you and your boys are always making fun of because of her ugliness and they catch you having sex with her. It is then appropriate to give you the "face of justice" because what you are doing is horribly wrong.

by brimith July 11, 2007

Barbecue of Justice

The mop dryeth, the mop weteth again, I opened the window with my normal kid powers, face the fury of my F, My teeth might not be super anymore but I've always wanted to do that!!!

The Crimson Chin threw a Barbecue of Justice.

by The Chintastic Adventure July 10, 2009

Petting Zoo Justin

A man who frequently visits petting zoos to engage in beastiality. The act usually includes with wine (to get the animal to loosen up), candles (for ambiance) and ky (for.. well you know).

Man, that guy is not just an animal lover but a Petting Zoo Justin.

by Liz2016 September 19, 2011

dakota and justina

Gay fuck

I just had a "Dakota and Justina" with Sam!!!!

by Lollzjjj March 20, 2016

kelsey and justin

a couple you wouldn't expect to be together but are actually very cute. They bring out the best qualities in each other despite being polar opposites. They radiate happiness and love to try new things together. Kelsey and Justin don't always seem to get along but they both know that they belong together.

"i wish we could be like kelsey and justin"
"You are the kelsey to my justin"

by definitelynotkelsey May 7, 2018

Forehand of justice

A fun new term for a forehand shot.

I just hit a forehand of justice.

by Kuehlstein May 7, 2018