National Pledge Clean Up Day

Everyday whilst a pledge, you must clean up the fraternity’s main house as well as any off campus houses and/or other fraternal areas.

Note: This is NOT hazing. It is required by IFC article 6, line 7.

“Hey Lil’ Timmy! I thought it was national pledge clean up day? Go mop the floor pledge!”
- Fraternity Brother

“Yes sir”

- Pledge Timmy

by Pledge Timmy January 19, 2024

The Portable Cleveland Steamer

The original codename for the Valve Steam Deck.

Uh, the Portable Cleveland Steamer can be taken with you into the shitter, um, you know you can uh, it'll provide you some jack pleasure if your in the, eh, toilet, eh, you know, whatever you need it for.

by Funky Games January 27, 2024

Golden colon cleansing

To urinate in someone's anus

Stan showed Alice what it was to get a golden Colon cleansing, the mess was horible

by Hugesten November 27, 2023

cum dumpster clean out

When someone eats out a women, after she’s had a train pulled on her.

Her pussy was loaded with cum, after his friends pulled a train on her. Uncle James performed a cum dumpster clean out on her worn out vajayjay.

by James Gresham December 7, 2023

Akron Steam Cleaning

When you stand naked over a Hot air Humidifier and bend over so team goes up your butt hole

To sooth my butt hole after a night of gay sex, I stood over over my hot air humidifier giving myself an Akron Steam Cleanings!

by Smitty870 February 15, 2024

Bavarian Carpet Cleaner

The sexual act of cumming on a woman's rather large bush, then moisturizing your face by rubbing it vigorously against the cum-covered bush.

Is she shaved? Nah, man...you know what that means. A great opportunity to practice the Bavarian Carpet Cleaner!

by stroodlemc March 12, 2024

Imus court street cleaner

A female licking a guys head that has a horseshoe hair cut.

OMG she’s giving him a Imus court street cleaner!

by Biggestfish69er April 14, 2024