i love you

Its a computer virus.

Err...passionate saying. that too

EMAIL: I love you
OPEN *clik*
000011111111100101001010111111111110000010100000000000100000000000000001111111110000000000001*your computer is f**ked*0010111000100101010100101

by J.Lew July 3, 2003

love me some

Annoying phrase placed before something someone likes. It's usually used by the middle-class Uggs and North Face crowd.

She posted a selfie of her holding a sushi taco, with the description "Love me some asian-mexican fusion! #cultured #omnomnom."

by DudeManBro July 5, 2015

Upper Lip Love

When a man with a large mustache goes down on a female and rubs her coo ca with his mustach until the female reaches a climax

Dude, Sharon told me that she wanted me to give her Upper Lip Love. I'm gonna go home to shave now.

by ULL GUY May 1, 2011

No one loves you

1. quite literally "no one loves you"
2. A way to tell someone that they are being annoying.
3. reason why someone isn't getting something they want.

1."No one loves you"
2. "Gawd shut up! No one loves you!"
3. a: "Why didn't you call and tell me, why don't i get any?
b. "No one loves you!!"

by WeWereMentToLive February 19, 2005

russell the love muscle

A slang name for one's penis

I told Jill to start sucking on russell the love muscle.

by Cramerica Industries January 17, 2007

Love

Something everyone wants but struggles to share

I want love but I'm afraid of loving someone myself.

by Cbu.. January 2, 2020

Love

It’s a pain in the ass.

Love always ends up breaking my heart.

by Pixie stick bitch June 23, 2020