Girls don't poop

The widely accepted theory held by many men that the female gender does not defecate or pass anything out of their anus. This theory is contrary to the theory that girls do, in fact, poop.

I wonder why is smells so bad after Beth came out of the bathroom, cause girls don't poop.

by keg poe July 30, 2009

Basic White Girl

A girl who religiosly only eats at Chipotle and drinks Starbucks coffee. If she dosn't get her starbucks in the morning don't mess with her.

Alex: Hey you hanging with your girl today?

Trent: No way man the Starbucks near my house moved locations. I can't see her today I'm too young to die.

Alex: Wow sounds serious, good job being cautious bro. Got to watch out for those basic white girls.

by Snoopystheshit March 19, 2015

Santa Cruz Girl

A girl from Santa Cruz who tries to be hard by being hateful, bitter, and judgmental toward anyone who does not think 100% like her, especially girls who are nicer and prettier. She tries to hide her evil by scrutinizing intangible and trivial humanitarian issues, like banning plastic, but it's a disguise because this girl treats garbage better than people (literally). Your best bro knows it, your closest bro knows it, you even know it, but you stay because it's easy, or you're afraid of her. In fact, you only date her because she is from SC. The SCG is usually unattractive, and loves labels, so she claims "hippy" to avoid putting any effort into her nasty appearance and nastier personality. Ironically, she notices every expensive label of clothing on someone's back... and judges someone for wearing it. That's right, a true SCG is a hypocrite. Date one, soon you will notice tension between some of your most prized relationships. But it's OK, she had a hard life, that's why she is so hard. She'll tell you it's everyone but her. SCG lives by her excuses. A man who dates her knows she is an emotional trainwreck, but hes too manipulated by her to leave. She is a jealous, and colder than ice person. No amount of kindness and friendship will change her. The SCG is NOT to be confused with a Santa Cruz Woman, who can usually befriend any person with her sweet bubbly personality.

Every one has a good time until you bring around that hard-ass Santa Cruz Girl. Now everyone be on different sides of the room, walkin' on eggshells because of her critical nature.

by RiverstreeLord November 17, 2012

Fake weeb girl

fake weeb is nothing like a fake weeb girl, a fake weaboo girl will say she loves hatsune miku and say she's their waifu and think liking Minecraft and the sanrio franchise is a personality trait, these girls are always fucked in the head, NEVER DATE THEM! get a girl that actually waste
her time of anime, manga and osu

Guy A: this girl that says she likes anime kinda cute

Guy B: nah man she a fake weeb girl

Guy A: damn shell never watch anime with me

Guy B: its alright homie ill spoon you and watch anime with you

Guy A: really homie?
Guy B: yeah homie

*both make out passionately*

by Doggibestgirl October 1, 2019

Hot Cheeto girl

A hot Cheeto girl is typically in high school who thinks she’s a baddie. She usually has dark hair, edges, and long acrylics. (Don’t forget the hot Cheeto dust on her fingers) Her common phrases are “Ayo best friend” “ fight me” “PERIODT”

The Hot Cheeto girl tried to pull a girls ponytail out today for look at her best friend.

by Anonymous 1335544999 October 8, 2019

gamer girl pee

The ultimate gamer guy fuel. it revives the soul and refreshes the spirit. no man can drink enough. it it rare and to be valued above all other beverages. drink responsibly, as its intoxicating aura and taste can lead to an overwhelming desire to game for weeks on end.

gamer guy 1: hey got any gamer girl pee?
gamer guy 2: yeah i found 8 ounces on ebay for like 170 bucks.
gamer guy 1: ight lemme have some.
gamer guy 2: k here just take a sip.
gamer guy 1: *chugs the whole thing and fucking dies*

by bootlegtechno June 15, 2018

Color Guard Girl

a young woman who is loyal to her school while keeping the band a colorful and fun place to be they are amazing friends and if ur lucky enough to meet there standards and date them they will start asking u to go to their indoor performances and if u say no they will proceed to yell at you they also have friends tht are sometimes hard to deal with(a.k.a. othe guard members) but if u befriend them and help them they will treat u like ur part of the team so all in all guard girls are the best women in the world

my bestfriend: dude did u see tht color guard girl
me: ya didnt u here im dating her captain
Bestrfriend: really dude it must keep u busy with goin to indoors and carrying flags and all tht
me: no not really

by trombone leader07 December 17, 2012