Hes Like:"' I, Angel JOse Robles AM Outside Wearing Dickies'" She Is Like: I, Cristy Veronica Tejada AM Outside Like "'Do You Want To Lick Me'"

Hes Like:"' I, Angel JOse Robles AM Outside Wearing Dickies'" She Is Like: I, Cristy Veronica Tejada AM Outside Like "'Do You Want To Lick Me'"

Hes Like:"' I, Angel JOse Robles AM Outside Wearing Dickies'" She Is Like: I, Cristy Veronica Tejada AM Outside Like "'Do You Want To Lick Me'"

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

Do a Novak

When you have to pee really bad. Taken from San Diego charger's kicker Nick Novak who was televised peeing in a cup during a game on Nov. 27th 2011.

Excuse me . I have to do a Novak.

by JBCARLSBAD May 7, 2019

Doing an Ares

Excusing unexcusable actions and trying to find a positive in situations without and positive outcome

"He is trying to excuse his 'friend's behaviour again, he is doing an Ares"

by CoolingDown May 19, 2025

Doing a Boris

Let's say you want to take your GF to Barbados but you can't get time off work. Every time you boss comes up with an objection to you getting jiggy in the sun with Bae you come up with a brilliant way to shut him down.

In the end you win and he gets his ass handed to him.

Ian was being a hard ass but Gaz was doing a Boris.

by Not Much Matches Mansfield September 2, 2019

It do go down

Usually has "I showed them" before it but it may change depending on past, present, or future tense.

Definition;
A phrase normally used when proving someone wrong.

Past Tense;
In the past tense, it can only be used when telling the story of you doing so to someone.

Present Tense;
In the present tense, it's telling another person/party, that you are currently in an argument with someone and proving them wrong.

Future Tense;
In the future tense, it's telling someone you are going to go prove someone wrong because of their false statement.

Past Tense;
"So what happened?"
"After they dropped the weapon, I showed them it do go down"

Present Tense;
"Why are you late? We've been waiting for you for the past 10 minutes"
"Sorry, I'm showing someone it do go down"

Future Tense;
"Ugh, that person is so wrong about (topic here), I'm gonna show them it do go down"

by Kammall0 February 8, 2022

how do i get a girlfriend

A question asked a lot by teenagers that can't even take care of a hamster

guy 1: Hey man how do i get a girlfriend?

guy 2: I dunno man, talk to girls???

guy 1: I just don't know how to talk to girls, I even searched for advice on urbandictionary.com!

guy 2: bitch are you retarded

guy 1: wait... bizarre from D12!!!

bizarre from D12: suoper amn video i was in the back

by valentelserhumano November 1, 2022

doing a deighton

When you take tossing it off at work to the next level usually on the phone to the wife.

Barry "Hey John look at that fat lazy cunt on his phone again it's no wonder he gets nothing done at work."
John "Yeah barry hes Doing a Deighton he's lost every job he's ever had for being a lazy bastard"

by LEWIS SIMPSON May 6, 2018