Penis levitation

When a guy's pulsating, steel-hard dick, engorged like a demonic battering ram, not only hoists a chick's dripping wet pussy clean off the floor against a wall but spins her like a fucking rotisserie chicken, her screams echoing as his cock levitates her into a frenzy, cum splattering like a goddamn Jackson Pollock painting while the room smells like burnt lust and shattered morals.

"Tried Penis Levitation with my girl last night
-spun her ass like a top, walls dripping, neighbors calling exorcists!" Short enough for Urban Dictionary but so fucking vile it'll make virgins combust and Reddit implode.

by Knickers Knackers Knockers June 13, 2025

Penis

A magical sword

Person 1: how was the war?

Person 2: great, my favorite weapon was the penis

by Notlegacey January 21, 2017

Penis

A thing men love up their ass.

Andrew Rannells: penis

by n33my October 27, 2020

Colton's Penis

giantly massive

Have you seen the Eiffel tower? It's as big as Colton's Penis!

by Cxmmon April 12, 2022

Kamikaze Penis

When a guy sends you a penis photo without warning on a social network or via text

Susan: 'Woah, I opened my inbox and there it was, kamikaze penis!'

Linda: 'Men and their unsolicited dick pics'

by nlittle1011 March 18, 2014

Penis

i like penis

i ❤️ penis

by I❤️penis July 3, 2021

Penis

This is a long object that you should shove in your-

“Oh he Has a Huge Penis”
“Let’s shove it in our-“

by anonymous February 20, 2022