your moms box

a hairy cheesy pussy with brown shit

by Tanya March 11, 2003

Im your dad

The greatest comeback in the world. Conversation ender. Anything you can imagine.

Pronunciation- i'm yer dad

Guy 1: Dude I could totally beat you at anything.

Guy 2: Oh Really.... cuz Im your dad.

You: Dude that girl totally wants my cock.
Douche Bag: No she doesnt bro...
You: Oh really.... cuz im your dad

Guy 1: You wanna play some pool?
Guy 2: No pools fuckin gay.
Guy 1: Dude im your dad.... now listen to daddy and go get your shit.

by I'm your dad May 13, 2011

shake your tits

shaking your tits violently

do you like to shake your tits?

by snakeyourbons January 7, 2011

slow your roll

slow down whatever you are doing.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 5, 2003

all your base

Short for "all your base are belong to us.
1. To own someone or something.

When playing capture the flag:

Winner: Hahahaha! all your flag are belong to us!

Loser: you people really suck.

by Pirate December 7, 2003

suffer in your jocks

sucked in.
eat shit!
you really suck!

Suffer in your jocks tosser!

by CUT THE CHEESE January 6, 2005

spill your guts

For one to spill one's guts is to make a babbling and unconcise statement or speech that is so diluted with bullshit/assfacts/nonsense that it resembles non-projectile vomit:- the infectious material or foreign body is dismissed along with plenty of internal material that is not wanted.

Don't spill your guts on the best man's speech like you did at the rehearsal, and don't get drunk until you've made it.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 28, 2004