National free head day

Any woman must give you head for free.

“Hey it’s national free head day”
“Yeah get on your knees”

by Bobbyab3223 October 14, 2019

White-ass Spaghetti Head

A derogatory term to say to a white person with blonde hair (usually female, better if male) as an insult. Also used as a joke towards your friend.

Me: dude look at that thot

Imaginary friend: ya she is a white-ass spaghetti head

by xX_Fortcraft_Xx May 6, 2018

bubble-headed dye job

A female that resides in Las Vegas that is an air-head and completely fake in appearance, usually found in a strip club dancing or on the arm of a man paying to hook up with her because she lacks the brains it takes to have a real career and is ok with using her looks to get what she wants.

That bubble-headed dye job makes it too easy for guys in this town to mistreat women and gives us a bad name.

by Akasam702 September 28, 2021

Mega Stinky Poopy Head

Doomy and Bingus Blongus

Joe: Hey have you seen the Mega Stinky Poopy Head's

Ben: Yeah I saw them around the corner let's get tf out of here
Joe: AHHH SHIT I SEE THME FUCKING RUN THEY'RE TOO STNAK

by YabobHater January 16, 2022

bald headed cunt (BHC)

young adult, male, succumbing to prematurely shaven temple. a futile attempt to preserve dignity, masking the inevitable onset of recession.

associate of anally retarded behaviour. socially inadaquate.

"check out the bhc, he's full of mince"

by chun December 3, 2004

give your head a shake

A phrase which has never actually been spoken aloud. Instead, it is found exclusively in letters to the editor and on message-boards. Must be spoken with a grumpy old white man accent.

Legalize marijuana? You need to give your head a shake, boy. And get off my lawn.

by Pedobar October 27, 2011

Head Bump, Fist Pump

1. The act of masturbating (the bumping of the tip of the penis) and fist pumping at the same time. This act is usually done when watching exciting porn or when someone just really likes Jersey Shore.

2. The act of making the previous definition motions as a dance.

1. Person X: Dude you wanna go down town tonight?
Person Y: Na I rented a gang bang porn and I think I'm going to cheer on the guys by doing the Head Bump, Fist Pump.

2. Person X: How are you banging a different girl every other week?
Person Y: I just Head Bump, Fist Pump like a champ at the clubs.

by C.2.P. June 24, 2010