Lord Head Wetter (LHW)

A Joffre that hardly plays video games (can't play at all) but gets blessed by RN Jesus

That dude is a Lord head wetter (LHW), always getting the good stuff with no contribution or hard work.

by Casper Oracle March 11, 2019

born with rocks in your head

to be clearly delusional, usually with regard to the a person's physical appearance.

"I think she is so hot.."
"Umm clearly you were born with rocks in your head!"

by Jas.. June 13, 2008

National free head day

Any woman must give you head for free.

“Hey it’s national free head day”
“Yeah get on your knees”

by Bobbyab3223 October 14, 2019

bubble-headed dye job

A female that resides in Las Vegas that is an air-head and completely fake in appearance, usually found in a strip club dancing or on the arm of a man paying to hook up with her because she lacks the brains it takes to have a real career and is ok with using her looks to get what she wants.

That bubble-headed dye job makes it too easy for guys in this town to mistreat women and gives us a bad name.

by Akasam702 September 28, 2021

Mega Stinky Poopy Head

Doomy and Bingus Blongus

Joe: Hey have you seen the Mega Stinky Poopy Head's

Ben: Yeah I saw them around the corner let's get tf out of here
Joe: AHHH SHIT I SEE THME FUCKING RUN THEY'RE TOO STNAK

by YabobHater January 16, 2022

bald headed cunt (BHC)

young adult, male, succumbing to prematurely shaven temple. a futile attempt to preserve dignity, masking the inevitable onset of recession.

associate of anally retarded behaviour. socially inadaquate.

"check out the bhc, he's full of mince"

by chun December 3, 2004

give your head a shake

A phrase which has never actually been spoken aloud. Instead, it is found exclusively in letters to the editor and on message-boards. Must be spoken with a grumpy old white man accent.

Legalize marijuana? You need to give your head a shake, boy. And get off my lawn.

by Pedobar October 27, 2011