get your nuts up

To have sexual intercourse with someone.

“Alright mate? Did you see that bird last night?”

“Yeah it was great! She was well up for it!”

“Fairplay mate. Did you get your nuts up?”

“Damn straight I did! She was gagging for it man!”

by Misschilli76 January 2, 2023

nut leopard

When the opportunity to bag someone arises, a nut leopard is all over it.

Be careful and wear a cup. The nut leopard could strike at any moment.

by dog in hat November 25, 2010

CPN (Cost-Per-Nut)

A calculation on how much time, effort and money should be invested in a relationship per nut reached from it.

“Why did start dating this new girl?” “She has much lower CPN (Cost-Per-Nut)”

by MsMiller January 27, 2025

bum nut

haemorrhoid

Just self diagnosed and yep, there's definitely a bum nut there, swinging in the breeze.

by Only in Hedland October 13, 2020

Nut Willy

The act of ejaculating on your finger and sticking it in someone's ear.

"Yo, I just gave Sam a Nut Willy!"

"Gross! Did you just give me a Nut Willy!?!?"

by Slideshow joe May 25, 2016

Nut November Card

Gained if you not doing/watching anything related to sex for the past 20 days

"Yo wtf bro? Did you just lost NNN?"

"No i just used my Nut November Card, can be gained by not masturbating for the past 20 days

by Looink November 2, 2020

No nut november

An internet challenge where guys won't watch porn, bust a nut or anything like that.

Joe: hey Billy, how's no nut november?
Billy: I failed ;-;
Joe: sorry bro. There's next year though.

by YourHellaStrange November 7, 2021