Time

A meaningless concept created by humans to keep track of when people come and when people go.

" Hey Joe, what's the time?"
" Time is not real."

by frieschickennoodlewing October 9, 2017

Fish tank time

The period of time where sex (usually heterosexual penetration) is so boring that you'd rather pay attention to the guy's conveniently positioned fish tank than actively engage in sex.

A: "Hey, I heard you and Tom hooked up last night, how'd it go? Is he worth a go?"

B: "For someone who's so experienced, there was way too much fish tank time. Would not recommend."

by lotsofusefulwords March 12, 2016

Pizza time

Peter Parkers (spiderman) favorite time of the year.

peter: pizza time

by jiraf22 July 1, 2018

The Church of the Night Time Cat

The Church of the Night Time Cat is a bi-papal religion centring around the mythical 'Cat of the Night Time' (the Night Time Cat). It is believed that the Night Time Cat watches over his followers and keeps them safe from the night time sins of the Ripper (e.g. Sexual Assault, Alcoholic poisoning and STD's) and provides them with protection against these (condoms, taxis home, fake IDs, pot and other illicit substances).

Man 1 "May the Night Time Cat watch over you as you sleep"

Man 2 " oh but I'm not a follower of the Church of the Night Time Cat"

by Archbishop of the night times May 8, 2011

epik time

the only epik thing or smth joke definition . pls approve or i will get banned in 78 countries for warcrimes

epik guy: epik time

by dankest meme guy but honest January 31, 2024

Chair Time

The time alotted for a man or woman to receive a lap dance from a stripper. And in most cases, if the recipient and dancer are lucky, the dance will involve a lot of two way contact and be especially dirty.

Nikki sure is giving that guy a lot of chair time.

That stripper is my favorite. She gives you a lot of chair time.

Me and my girl were up all night having some quality chair time.

by L. Morte March 11, 2011

Worst Rappers of all Time

In no particular order, these rappers have no talent and aren't skilled at all. They shouldn't even be called rappers, they are not rap. They're pop.

Worst Rappers of all Time:

Soulja Boy,
Iggy Azalea,
Justin Bieber,
Dan Reynolds,
Migos,
Ja Rule,
Hopsin,
NF,
Kevin Federline,
Ed Sheeran,
Vanilla Ice,
MC Hammer,
Ying Yang Twins,
The Eastside Boyz,
Lil Jon,
Lil Wyte,
D4L,
Dem Franchise Boyz,
Hurricane Chris,
Chingy,
J-Kwon,
Rick Ross (so called fake "Officer"),
Young Jeezy,
Cardi B (way too overrated for a trash rapper plus a Nicki Minaj wannabe),
Gudda Gudda (horrible Young Money rapper),
Future,
Puff Daddy (another overrated ass rapper plus very hypocritical and steals from Biggie),
Young Thug,
Lil Uzi Vert,
Playboi Carti,
21 Savage,
E-40 (not from 90s),
Cam'ron,
Kodak Black,
YoungBoy Never Broke Again,
Young Dolph,
Moneybagg Yo,
John Cena (stick to wrestling),
Tony Yayo (worst G-Unit member),
Juelz Santana,
Yung Joc,
Chief Keef,
Gucci Mane,
Trinidad James,
Lil Pump,
Pitbull,
Flo Rida,
Jason Derulo,
Birdman (sorry but Lil Wayne, Nicki Minaj, Drake, and Tyga always carry him),
Lil Twist (yet another terrible rapper from Young Money, plus ripoff of Drake and Tyga),
Macklemore (not Ryan Lewis),
Chance The Rapper (2019-onwards),
Tom MacDonald (clown who thinks he knows everything about politics),
And any South rap group other than OutKast.

by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 7, 2022