Dum-dee-do

When you are strolling down the street and you hum a little tune.

"Dum-dee-do," sang Bob as he walked down the street in his new satin pants.

by -A.Z. July 18, 2023

Doing a Leon

Spreading your legs over a toilet, clenching your butt hole, and bending forward while pushing down your penis to aim towards the toilet bowl and jizzing.

Person 1: Hey so did you do your snow dance?
Person 2: No, but I was doing a leon instead.

by JesusIsTheReasonForTheSeason September 3, 2014

Do a Christina

Masturbate in public and then kill yourself

Named after Christina Revels-Glick, who did this in 2021

I'm tired of life. I'm going to do a Christina.

by User8 October 19, 2024

Do

🧎 ♀️
Always

I do

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 September 18, 2024

I'm not doing therapy

Or relationships and if the people participating aren't punish I'll kill a child. End of discussion.

Hym "I'm not doing therapy. I'm not trying something else or again."

by Hym Iam November 28, 2025

Do the thing you said you were going to do

Yeah, what does it look like I'm doing you anthill-fucking animal?

Idiot "Do the thing you said you were going to do!"

Hym "What about that do you think would NOT be an involved process? I'm doing it bitch. Relax. Are you going to do it? No. You suck. You want me to do it faster, skip to the end. You see how it's all about subordinating me to your whim? You see how that works?"

by Hym Iam July 17, 2023

doing harakiri

the act of committing suicide (but not as the name suggests, harakiri, the actual Japanese ritual of suicide by disembowelment. often used historically by the samurai).

son: why are so many people nowadays doing harakiri?

father: Adrian, G-d only knows why people commit such an irrational act. It's probably because they've reached a point in their existence where they can't find life's meaning even in a religious setting. There's always hope even in the secular setting, by getting a social worker or psychotherapist. You can always pull the roasted chestnuts out of the fire no matter how dire the situation seems to be.

son: so, what do we tell a person about to commit suicide? "don't burn your bridges"? and that they should stop rejecting the help that they deserve?

father: yup.

by Sexydimma May 18, 2013