bubble-headed dye job

A female that resides in Las Vegas that is an air-head and completely fake in appearance, usually found in a strip club dancing or on the arm of a man paying to hook up with her because she lacks the brains it takes to have a real career and is ok with using her looks to get what she wants.

That bubble-headed dye job makes it too easy for guys in this town to mistreat women and gives us a bad name.

by Akasam702 September 28, 2021

Purple headed people puker

A penis with a slightly purple tip.

"Dr. Harris my penis tip is purple"
"Thats completely normal its called a purple headed people puker"

by I have 3 testicles November 1, 2018

Lord Head Wetter (LHW)

A Joffre that hardly plays video games (can't play at all) but gets blessed by RN Jesus

That dude is a Lord head wetter (LHW), always getting the good stuff with no contribution or hard work.

by Casper Oracle March 11, 2019

Mega Stinky Poopy Head

Doomy and Bingus Blongus

Joe: Hey have you seen the Mega Stinky Poopy Head's

Ben: Yeah I saw them around the corner let's get tf out of here
Joe: AHHH SHIT I SEE THME FUCKING RUN THEY'RE TOO STNAK

by YabobHater January 16, 2022

bald headed cunt (BHC)

young adult, male, succumbing to prematurely shaven temple. a futile attempt to preserve dignity, masking the inevitable onset of recession.

associate of anally retarded behaviour. socially inadaquate.

"check out the bhc, he's full of mince"

by chun December 3, 2004

give your head a shake

A phrase which has never actually been spoken aloud. Instead, it is found exclusively in letters to the editor and on message-boards. Must be spoken with a grumpy old white man accent.

Legalize marijuana? You need to give your head a shake, boy. And get off my lawn.

by Pedobar October 27, 2011

Head Bump, Fist Pump

1. The act of masturbating (the bumping of the tip of the penis) and fist pumping at the same time. This act is usually done when watching exciting porn or when someone just really likes Jersey Shore.

2. The act of making the previous definition motions as a dance.

1. Person X: Dude you wanna go down town tonight?
Person Y: Na I rented a gang bang porn and I think I'm going to cheer on the guys by doing the Head Bump, Fist Pump.

2. Person X: How are you banging a different girl every other week?
Person Y: I just Head Bump, Fist Pump like a champ at the clubs.

by C.2.P. June 24, 2010