cunt blow

A large blow of wind that leaves the cunt after a hard rodgering.
"I just had sex with lulu and you should of heard her cunt blow "
by Timeticker March 19, 2016
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Cunt-p·i·tal·ist

n. 1) an individual or collection of individuals who egregiously profit off of the pain, suffering, and/or misery of humans or animals, 2) an individual or collection of individuals who use Obamacare as an excuse for eliminating jobs or decreasing the aggregate livable wages (or hours) of their employees so they do not have to comply with the legislative requirements of the Affordable Care Act, but can still send their children to private schools in Land Rovers.

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Paul Ryan's opposition to the Affordable Care Act makes him a "Cunt-p·i·tal·ist".

That "Cunt-p·i·tal·ist" just eliminated the job of a excruciatingly hard working American mother of four.
by FN Q-Bama July 09, 2013
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cunt lazer

1. A prop in an extremely bad alien pornography documentary.

2. A psychotic woman of the bitch variety who continually stares daggers at others In such a way as to make everyone around her detest her enough to want to throat punch her.
Cunt lazer-Tell that cuntlazer to stop looking g at me and get a life.
by Jabathahut May 08, 2016
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Cunt-luck Dinner

To be at a pot-luck dinner, or other social gathering that woman you don't like or hate are more dominant than the others you do like.

Side note: You can be a at a Cunt-luck Dinner with ONLY woman you dont like.
Tim: Dude, how many girls did you say you had last night?
You: Eh, it wasnt that great. It was a real cunt-luck dinner.

Becky: Girl, we were suppose to go shopping yesterday! Where where you?
You: Sorry, I was trapped at a cunt-luck dinner.
by TylerBirdMan March 15, 2010
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chirpy cunt

chirpy cunt was such a good bird, it's a tragic he had to pass away in season 2
by ThatMota January 22, 2022
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Cunt rodeo

My old job was such a cunt rodeo. My coworkers were so rude and out of control.
by Aunty DD November 30, 2024
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Kick yer cunt in box

At first glance, it may seem like your standard Munchie Box, however, consuming such a box gives the owner extreme anger issues and a primal urge to protect the box and it's contents, no matter the cost.
Consumer: "Oh yes, my box, my precious."
Scrounger: "Here mate, whit kind eh box is that?"
Consumer: "It's a kick yer cunt in box if ye keep looking at it!"
by Muirhouse Patter September 19, 2019
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