Dihcreasing Penis

The very rare disease where one’s penis shrinks overtime due to no gooning nor any sexual activity.

“My doctor said I have Dihcreasing penis disease, so I need your help Step-Mom.”

by JinxFinx August 9, 2025

SIGMA PENIS

A giant penis that can move by it self YOU PIECE OF SHIT YOU WERIDO

YOU HAVE A SIGMA PENIS

by LEBRONHASABIGPEN October 8, 2025

Dominican Penis Punch

A sex move where a Dominican girl or man punches a penis with enough force to make it flaccid and/or bruise. This is a national sport in The Dominican Republic, with competitions happening today.

Damn, girl. You really know how to do a Dominican Penis Punch.

by mendaswish January 10, 2026

A Daya of a penis

A small rather pathetic little excuse for a dick

WTF, u have a Daya of a penis.

by Anonymous 5.0 November 14, 2011

Tired As Penis

To be so tired you cannot see straight, or with a curve. Such as a erect penis.

"I was tired as penis last night. I fell down the stairs!"

by Joshandersonisawesome May 21, 2012

right-angled penis

A right-angled penis has a perpendicular bend to the origin of said penis

My friend Niall is like captain hook. He's got a right-angled penis!

by hutson.kphrar July 25, 2014

beat down by penis

Getting your ass handed to you by a erect or flacide penis

Sally got beat down by penis.

by anal explorer 69 December 13, 2015