sea monkey

a stupid sounding person or if someone has a bad stutter.

" he was such a sea monkey when he spoke"

by rickadoi January 13, 2023

Mr monkey

To down a drink, especially pint, very quickly

He’s only gone and mr monkeyed it.

by Mimickhickory599 January 18, 2023

Space Monkey

The act of hyperventilation and holding breath to the point of unconsciousness causing a temporary high

"Bro, hit a Space monkey"

"Hell no, only retards do space monkeys"

by biffybagh February 27, 2023

Chunky monkey

When someone is too fat you call them a chunky monkey

Person 1: bro that guy is so fat

Person 2: yeah he is so chunky monkey

by Ejdhdhsus) March 3, 2023

Bloody Monkey

What you call your racist white friend when he's being stupid and annoying

Person 1: "God you're being such a bloody monkey you racist pos"

Person 2: "*insert slur* do you think I care?"

by Zyklon_ March 9, 2023

Sea Monkey Stampede

Male orgasm

Right to sleep last night........had an unscheduled Sea Monkey Stampede.

by Johannes Baptine March 14, 2023

Dirty monkey

When you use ghost accounts online to get higher rank in video games.

Danny was straight pulling a dirty monkey on Street fighter 2 online. Now he’s gold ranked in like less than a week.

by 775notown March 19, 2023