Doing an Ayesha

To never talk to your online friends again by staying away from social media for life.

Origin: Once very active social bird, Ayesha, from Kashmir - deleting her socials and pledging to never come back online again.

First Usage: Dean Keaton (November 2024) in Instagram Group chat named "Czawael Gang" —
Confessing he feels overhwhelmed by social media and "Doing an Ayesha"!
Arslan, his GC mate, noticed how it could become an idiom.

Harris: Mary, I can't stand social media and its fakeness anymore. I feel like ghosting everyone around here and disappearing from internet.

Mary: OMG, you are thinking of "Doing an Ayesha"!?

by Dean Keaton Koshur November 24, 2024

Do Hard Money

Do Hard Money is a loan and private money lender that provides short-term funding for real estate investors.

Real Estate Investor 1: I'm looking into flipping a home but don't have enough money to do it.

Real Estate Investor 2: Hey man have you heard of Do Hard Money?

Real Estate Investor 1: No, I haven't.

Real Estate Investor 2: So, they can hook you up with a hard money loan if you really want to flip this house.

by Gary Vee May 13, 2019

do you fuck with the work

Being associated with, but not limited to buying, selling, and/or using methamphetamine.

I asked the big homie "do you fuck with the work" and he replied "oh fasho, you got some work"!

by Philthomas December 5, 2021

doing the apple

You, when you want to hang yourself from a tree.

Nikolai was sad, so he was doing the apple

by theguywhoknowsatriceratops February 27, 2024

Why do I find it funny?

Oh! You don't get it? My symptoms got worse 2 years ago. I have been in agony for the past 2 years. I was in genuine cognitive decline for about a month or 2 before I started using this very specific brand of generic mouthwash which ameliorated my symptoms, yet... The pressure in my skull persists...

Hym "So why do I find it funny? What have you been doing this whole time? Well, I'll tell you what you've been doing for the last 4 years and in the words of our much beloved Megyn Kelly 'Watching me suffer.' From the aforementioned affliction that I suspect has something to do with the hole in my tooth. Agony and discomfort for years. You WANTED that to be the case. And now your colleague got shot and APPARENTLY... I have no choice but to be sympathetic. Right? Not allowed to be sympathetic to the shooter. Have to be sympathetic to the person that fucked him instead of me. IF I DIE TOMORROW... Are you going to enforce that same sympathy mandate? 'I guess he was ill!' Where were you up until then? PRAYING on my downfall. Yet I remain and he does not. God clearly likes me better. If I die tomorrow would you even say anything about it? Give me in death what you denied me in life? Get the fuck outta here! Where's the money Piers? Billion Dollars off The Joker so confident it would succeed took a success contingent payout. It's going somewhere. While I sit here and rub my jowls to try and milk the blood through my skull so I can feel like I'm not actively about to have a stroke for a couple of minutes."

by Hym Iam September 29, 2025

Do

It stands for digestive overstimulation. Massive gas. Can lead to sharting or death.

Person A: Aw man, I have some serious Do today.
Persona B: I'd go see a doctor if I were you.

by Oompf February 24, 2023

doing a millers

Organizing a large gathering, and having your guests pay for each other.

Damn, they really are doing a millers at this birthday party.

by Yokeyolo February 17, 2023