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jack crack

The person is so stupid that you just want them to go in a hole and die.
You jack Crack you stole my Cherry Dr.Pepper and Hot cakes.
by GrimReaper1029 April 19, 2018
mugGet the jack crackmug.

Jack-Shit

When somebody knows very little. Often the person will be named Jack.
Jack is a liar, claiming that he knows Jack-Shit!
by prudulentjack August 20, 2022
mugGet the Jack-Shitmug.

Jack

Jacks are a simple creature. They tend to automatically be attracted to maddies in some way. Jacks also get along with jakubs although the chance of a jack forming a alliance with a jakub is one in a million. The duo then go hunt for their mates. The jack hooks up with a creature in similar tastes while the jakub picks up a more intelligent creature.

-a dude
Wow look its a jack! They are so peaceful in the forest
by InfernoFion November 17, 2019
mugGet the Jackmug.

Apple Jack

When you and your mate are on separate sides of the room, then you run at each other jump into a scissor position and slam you privates together.
Hey! Let's Apple Jack.
by finding bow October 11, 2017
mugGet the Apple Jackmug.

Jack

- Jack is suck a bitch
by BadBitchFatAssAmber November 24, 2021
mugGet the Jackmug.

Jack

A very nice friend, In the case that I'm talking about. He is very smart, and funny. He has a very dirty mind but everything else about him is awesome. I feel really bad cause I just friend zoned him but I think he has forgiven me, Jack if you are reading this you are a great friend!!
JACK and I sat together at lunch.
by Phin lee November 14, 2019
mugGet the Jackmug.

jack beale

Usually a small tanned with brown hair and brown eyes, with a smaller dick than most, but his amazing cumshot ability and great heart wins over any girl, on most occasions starting with M or P.
Jack Beale is so small but he is so very nice, and his cum was so perfect last night
by Christinelovesitupthearse August 6, 2015
mugGet the jack bealemug.

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