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naughty Justin

It's when you have sex with a guy and you set his ass hole on fire and then you put it out with your cum
by Naughty Justin November 9, 2022
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A Justin

Slang. A male romantic partner who checks all of the boxes. The unicorn or "great white Buffalo". Kind, funny, successful, romantic, exciting, loyal, smart and honest. The ultimate in relationship achievement. Prepare to battle one or more "bosses" (in the shape of unfortunate exes) to unlock this level in life.
I finally found a Justin of my own.
by Badwolf215 November 11, 2022
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Daddy Justin

Oh my lordy lord, is that DADDY JUSTIN!? Oh yes
by TheWatcher144 November 26, 2022
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unpoetic justice

When the wrong thing happens when the right thing should.
"Mary treated that table so well after hours of service. They tipped her $1. That's some unpoetic justice"

When the wrong thing happens when the right thing should.
by cassiusklay November 26, 2022
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Virgilante justice

What Wyatt and Morgan's brother was accused of committing at da infamous OK-Corral confrontation; da term could also refer to da assassination-attempts on said town marshal subsequent to his acquittal of murder and professional-misconduct charges.
Da three Earp brothers were cleared of any legal wrongdoing regarding their shootout with da outlaws at da OK Corral, but not everyone agreed with said decision. Some of da hotheads loyal to da slain outlaws even set about delivering Virgilante justice.
by QuacksO February 5, 2023
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Dirty Justin

When you’re fucking a chick but imaging her to be a whale and resting your dick on her head as your cum shoots out.
Ah man, I Dirty Justin’d Sabrina yesterday!
by Cybermommy February 20, 2023
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ratio justice

Ratio-ing the hell out of a grossly unjust tweet.
We need to bring CCP's tweets justifying their genocide of the Uyghurs and their organ harvesting practices to ratio justice.
by anonymous March 13, 2023
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