Drive-by Shit

Going inside someone's house by car to use there bathroom toilet so the person can a shit.

My uncle uses car so he can quickly take a Drive-by shit in the bathroom.

by Kappal0rd27 November 30, 2017

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I.T. SHITS

A PERSON who uses their laptop on the toilet.

Thing 1: Hey, could you pass me some toilet paper? I have to finish my paper
Thing 2: One those I.T. Shits, huh?
Thing 1: Yep
Thing 2: Just make sure you don't get no shit on the keyboard.

by Thatfatgirl1985. December 5, 2017

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fuck shit

The daily shenanigans of the judicial systems in hillbilly hick towns.

The jury is on fuck shit again.

by rotaryhead May 7, 2018

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Shit dick

An uncircumcised dick that has not been properly cleaned and is now inflamed and in need of ointment.

Adam Sandler probably has shit dick.

by Madam fragz February 25, 2018

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waste of shit

A person or thing I'm lacking quality and or not exceeding expectations

When you buy an item or service and the item or service is lacking in getting its job done you know most of the next gen consoles those are waste of shit things are not made like they used to be used in a sentence
1) that weed delivery service was a waste of shit I ordered golden glue and I got tobacco
2) bro did you get the new Xbox One nah man my last one was a waste of shit so I just build a PC

by ಠ_ರೃ 1997 May 8, 2018

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