jacking the dog off to feed the cat

Having bad times financially. Not having any money, being broke.

I have been so broke, I had to start jacking the dog off to feed the cat!

by Neil White November 5, 2008

eating your own dog food

To use one's own product or service. Originally applied to software companies using their own software in-house, the meaning can extend to any situation that might impose some burden on customers, clientele, constituency, co-workers, etc.

Sen. Chuck Grassley (R-IA) proposed an amendment requiring members of Congress and their staffs to buy health insurance on the exchanges they are setting up, forcing lawmakers to get insurance the same way some of their constituents will. In some circles, this is known as "eating your own dog food."

-- from electoral-vote.com, 14 Oct 2009

A (historical) example of -not- eating your own dog food would be Microsoft developers using IBM's OS/2 operating system while developing Windows software because it was more stable than their own operating system (Windows 3.1 and Windows 95 at the time).

by jevanyn October 14, 2009

One of them ther' gopher-dogs

The singular form a a ground-burrowing mammal that is reminiscient of a woodchuck or meerkat.

Two kids were watching the Discovery Channel on television when a Meerkat came onto the screen. One kid said,"Hey look! It's a meerkat."
The second, who wasn't paying attention, turned to the tv and spotted the animal and said,"Hey! Ain't that one of them ther' gopher dogs?"

by Matthew Ryan Jenkins Esquire September 28, 2003

throwing a hot dog down a hallway

having sex with a woman with a very loose vagina .

having sex with her is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway.

by doctordrew31st September 28, 2008

Going to see a man about a dog

An euphemism used to avoid telling of your true destination, often in reply to an awkward question. In Great Britain, it is commonly used as a euphemism for going to the toilet.

"Are you and your wife coming out tonight?" "Uhhhh, I'm going to see a man about a dog."

"How come you're leaving the table?" "I'm going to see a man about a dog."

by Alexandra July 29, 2004

Spider manned yer dog lad

To cum in ones hand and flick it in your pooch's face in a spider man web gesture

"Spider manned yer dog lad"

What have you done today Ronald?

Spider manned yer dog lad

...suck us

by Fiz10dollah March 28, 2020

Dutch Chili Dog with Extra Relish

A common sex act of the Broekhoven clan of Holland. The act consists of one male bent over after deficating and holding the feces between his butt cheeks while another, more douchey male in aviator sunglasses known as "The Dutch" works his penis back and forth between the cheeks. The act is completed when "The Dutch" vomits on the males back.

After work, Tony totally gave Nate the Dutch Chili Dog with Extra Relish at Finns last night.

by Tony the Finn December 2, 2013