dick infarction

having a severe blockage in your dick
in medical terminology infarction is a blockage. if an infarction happens in the heart, it leads to a heart attack.

Son: "Mom, can I go get laid tonight?"
Mom: "Are you fucking crazy, no you can't go get laid tonight! It's a school night."
Son: "You are such a dick infarction!"

by aHDumb May 22, 2008

prawn dick

Jamie

Jamie's got a prawn dick

by TheycallmeSTEVE May 20, 2016

emo dick

A bent, dark, crooked, little pecker

Doug has an emo dick

by Capt. HeadSmasher January 29, 2008

Dick Dyke

A chick who fools around with other girls only when guys are watching. Not actually bisexual; certainly not a lesbian. Dumb, but still hot.

She's only making out with that girl to get the guy's attention. She's a "dick dyke."

by eatmyfalafel December 19, 2008

Goose Dick

The dick of a goose.

Hey, check out that goose dick, it's huge.

by Tyler the balls Bevars November 17, 2007

poopy dick

An act of retaliation involving a sample of human excrement and a person named Richard.

He awoke with a hangover and the undeniably aweful smell of feces on his chest, suggesting that he truly was a poopy dick.

by BFT April 14, 2003

White Dick

The biggest and most beautiful dicks in the world.

She said she wanted to get pounded by a white dick

by b_w_c July 26, 2020