Time clock

A time clock can't read 4:33 one second before reading 4:22. 11 seconds don't pass in one.

Something about the time clock on the college game was off, since the time was moving a little quick for reality.

by Solid Mantis February 27, 2021

I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it

A meme/song lyric.

Drake: I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it. Uh uh, uh uh.
The guy recording him: Geez, are you busting a move or busting a nut?

Dog: I did my dance one time on TikTok and went viral with it!
(Proceeds to hump mop)

by MalumLibrum958 July 2, 2022

The Big Time Rush

Requesting during sex that the girl calls you "Gustavo" instead of daddy. Then when about to climax yelling "Its big time rush baby". All is normally done while wearing a reflective safety vest

Matt gave me "The Big Time Rush" last night. He had me call him Gustavo all night and yelled its big time rush baby when he came.

by Bigdaddydumper69 April 15, 2021

Chrome Time

Having or had too much time with a certain person.

Freind: we’re still with josh?
You: yea , too much chrome time he’s pissing me off

by Fart eater 10480 January 6, 2024

Chair Time

The time alotted for a man or woman to receive a lap dance from a stripper. And in most cases, if the recipient and dancer are lucky, the dance will involve a lot of two way contact and be especially dirty.

Nikki sure is giving that guy a lot of chair time.

That stripper is my favorite. She gives you a lot of chair time.

Me and my girl were up all night having some quality chair time.

by L. Morte March 11, 2011

Kuren Time

The act of when an individual can't or won't do the work, but, when enough pressure is applied shit gets done whether right or wrong.

He was assigned to finish an essay for his history class that he never attended. One hour before the class he said, "Fuck it" - Kuren Time

by Alex Tschoksy May 30, 2018

Onion time

When you are caramelizing onions, time seems to move slower as you stand over the stove and stir... and stir... and stir. Time loses meaning. Hours, days, you don’t know anymore. You're on onion time now, and the onions get to decide your fate.

Joe is making onion soup. He's on onion time now.

by 0n10n October 27, 2023