bitmoji fishing

When somebody’s bitmoji looks really hot but they snap you a picture of them and they ugly as hell

Robbie:I’m going to add this person because their bitmoji is really cute!
Layla: *sends a picture of herself to Robbie*
Robbie: omg Layla is bitmoji fishing because her bitmoji is cute but she’s not!

by fruityana_ November 6, 2021

antique fishtank

Pregnant grandma

Did you hear about Ben’s mom?
She got pregnant.
She’s a total antique fishtank now.

by Mrfieldhouse November 9, 2021

Alaskan Fisherman

Someone who chases you forever in a game, no matter how far you run, or where you go.

Guy: Jeez, this guy won't stop trying to kill us, even though we've run half-way across the map? Damn, Alaskan Fisherman

by Draken_Lord November 19, 2021

Cat fishing

Catfishing

That dude cat fishing everybody

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Otter fisher

A small ginger fellow with an incredible large penis, however he has an obsession with jamming it into large piles of cow shit and then proceeds to eat it off of his penis whilst ejaculating into a mug which he will drink after

Otter fisher is such a weird guy, he loves the taste of shit jiz

by The master cock November 23, 2021

Patriot fishing

The social media tactic of putting out content that would make a MAGA patriots dick hard, but make it a little socialist/anti-capitalist

Q: Why did you quote AOC but credit Trump?
A: Patriot fishing- you know they won’t look up who came up with the idea as long as they think it comes from their cult leader and/or wrapped in an American flag

by Iron jawed angel December 16, 2021

Breast fishing

When a female uses a push up bra or some sort of object to make there breast bigger.

Lizbeth is a breast fishing hoe, she uses a push up bra to make her tits look bigger.

by Tankkkkkk December 18, 2021