cock scratch fever

Having an irregularly itchy dick or cock.

Jane: Why are you itching your genitals so vigorously?
Richard: Sorry bitch, I gots the cock scratch fever.

by Dick Cock Nugent July 4, 2008

Fly by cock in the eye

When one of those irritating guys for no reason whatsoever catches you by suprise and slaps his cock in your eye.

Im setting at the computer just typing away and I holler hey hunny bring me something to drink he goes to get my drink then brings it back sets it down and I assume he goes back to whateveer he was doing and I unknowingly let my guard down then out of nowhere Wham a Fly by cock in the eye.

by Misty & Steph Dials March 30, 2009

Giant horse cock

The giant horse cock is over 40 pounds
And is normally always visible and has to be on a Male horse

I like giant horse cock it's so big
Yeah I suck it all day

by Yes I am big brain October 10, 2020

Dildo Alarm Cock

This is an alarm clock with a rude awakaning.It is inserted into a vagina/anus and a timer is set like an alarm clock. When the time comes the alarm cock turns on and vibrates heavily to give an orgasm.

A priest is lying in bed when suddenly the dildo alarm cock goes off and the little boy turns to him . . . time already.

by Lord Boo-Hissy April 3, 2009

Suck my cock

When someone pisses u of and u say why don't u suck my big white juicy cock

Boy:u want beef

Boy:suck my cock

by Wertyuio9 November 20, 2018

go suck a cock

poeple say go suck a cock when...well...how do i say this..
its thae same thing as fuck off or go fuck yourself

Junior "Dude can you please go and throw out the trash?"

Julia "Dude can you please go suck a cock?"

by Julia¢¾Someone June 21, 2008

Black Cock Down

Pornified version of the movie Black Hawk Down.

"Ok, I had the idea that there were gonna be black cocks in this for some reason. I mean, why else would they call it Black Cock Down? I'm going home."

by AnotherJon July 29, 2006