Fuck-weasel

A person within your friendship group who acts like a two-faced little rat the majority of the time, but still manages to stay in said friendship group by the skin of his teeth despite the weasel-like behavior.

Hey, you know that guy that was in the CFNM porno? You know, the one that got sucked by a bloke? He's acting like a right little fuck-weasel again.

by BuBurnley66 July 12, 2017

petting the weasel

Other wise known as fucking your hands , this is a term for masturbation.

"Is bill coming out tonight?"

"No, I think he's petting the weasel instead"

by sneakypickleboy September 5, 2016

the warm air weasel of doom

A Fart of gas to the 12th power of boom-bigger-te.

the warm air weasel of doom is what all farts run from.

by andand October 29, 2006

weasel

to take a pee

I have to take a weasel.

by Justin August 16, 2003

Wheaterism

Talking about something which does not exisit, i.e. bullshitting.

This has to be done in a literary context.
From the name Dr. Wheater, teacher of English.

Read obscure poetry, find a random sentence.
Extract absurd, yet apparantly intelligent, meaning for this sentence.

Shout "Wheaterism!"

by Nick Entwistle October 6, 2003

weaselcheese

A prominent and succesful new website selling duct tape accessories including customized shoes, not to be confused with the little known cartoon "The Cheese Weasel"

"Hey I went to weaselcheese today."

by Bo Diddly August 27, 2004

weasel-faced

To get drunk, hammered, shit-faced.

I want to get weasel-faced.

by BikeShopMike January 16, 2008