wet ronnie

When a man ejaculates into his hand and then via his finger inserts said ejaculate into someone’s ear

Hey Mike, how’d you get on last night?

Ah man, gave Danielle a wet ronnie?

by Ultramegadude111 October 12, 2018

Wet Wipe

Normally used to describe a lad who thinks he’s all that but isn’t even half of that. Can typically be found frequenting the same sports bars, in the same outfit, drinking the same pink gin and lemonade. Spends his spare time flirting with girls way out of his league, relaxing on the sun bed and saying he’s going to the gym when he’s actually taking it slow in the steam room.

A: oh my god I have a date with Matt Burnett this weekend
B: what?! No, girl, you can’t. He’s SUCH a wet wipe

by B Caitlin July 9, 2019

Wet Firing

Rapidly expelled, short bursts, of wet sounding (and sometimes actually leaky wet) gas that typically occurs immediately upon sitting on the toilet and prior to a full, explosive bowel release.

I don’t know who was in that stall this morning but all I heard was a belt buckle, a pants drop and a whole series of wet firing.

I ate way to much chili during the playoff game. I spent half the night trotting to the shitter and wet firing round after round.

by Eaton Holgoode January 28, 2018

wet schnauzer

Pertaining to overgrown female pubic hair. After sex, as so often happens, moisture accumulates upon said hair. The visual is reminiscent of the beard of a schnauzer after drinking water.

Yo, after I pulled out of her the wet schnauzer touched my balls, I screamed like a little girl "I just got schnauzered!!!"

by Don Hoyt January 4, 2008

Wet Chin

A joke term used for a mentally handicapped or "retarded" person

Don't be a wet chin Johnny, you know 2 +2=4

by Suhmahdihh May 20, 2017

wet charlie

take a healthy shit and then after not wiping stand in the shower and let the water trickle down your back and down your ass crack into the mouth of a person laying on the shower floor.

Wow, I could tell Frank had ribs last night after he gave me the wet charlie.

by 123 fake boner September 25, 2009

Wet hug

Originally, wet hug referred to a hug that is literally wet due to tears streaming down one's face. This came about when a hug was offered to a crying person. Later on, it is often used to offer consolation to a person or a group of people in distress, especially over instant messaging apps. When used with this meaning in instant messages, wet hug is often marked between a pair of asterisks to emphasise that it refers to a virtual action, as well as to distinguish it from the other meanings of wet hug in order to avoid awkwardness.

A: I have just broken up with my boyfriend.
B: Aww there there honey. *wet hugs*

by dorebase2006 August 14, 2017