Uncle tony

He is a lawless man. hes more above the law than steven seagal. he takes what he wants has a hot temper.....and hes always on his way...

uncle tony is comming so you better watch your fuckin mouth when he gets here with his ring hand strong

by uncletonybaloni May 18, 2010

uncle

slang term for ant eater.

Aunt Jenny, why do they call that animal with the long nose and tounge an uncle?

by Amoebabadass August 23, 2007

Uncle Junior

slang for extremely short and slim wang

I burst out laughing, his Uncle Junior didn't even touch the sides

by MJLD August 14, 2010

Badass Uncle

an uncle by the name of Jesse who idolizes Elvis, has badass hair,owns a badass club,rides a badass motorcycle, and uses phrases like "have mercy".

If your uncle is named Jesse and he has all of these badass qualities, then you my friend, are the niece or nephew of a "Badass Uncle".

by shish 101 April 4, 2005

Uncle Bill

A term of endearment and high respect for the author William S. Burroughs

Uncle Bill once said, "The only time Richard Nixon ever told the truth was when he called J Edgar Hoover a cocksucker!"

by NakedLunchMunch July 6, 2005

say uncle

to give in; to surrender(see also: throw in the towel)

You are shot out bro. Time to say uncle! You better say it!

by Duke_M April 17, 2016

and if my Aunitie had nuts she would be my Uncle

A circumstance or event which is clearly never ever going to happen

yes I am sure you are correct about ....and if my Aunitie had nuts she would be my Uncle

by Wiseboy March 21, 2008