An uber noober is someone or something that excels at being bad at a given task at hand. This phrase can describe inanimate objects. You can also describe something very pro by adding the negation "not".
Isaacc is uber noober at cooking.
That essay is not uber noober at winning competitions. Infact, it pretty much owns.
That essay is not uber noober at winning competitions. Infact, it pretty much owns.
by S1337 September 19, 2009
Get the uber noober mug.A win which is deffined only when a man is giving up his 'manlyness' and conforming to his 'loved one' - but gains something out of it ultimately, making it a win win situation that he has to become 'soft' for.
Because he is so manly, however, his conforming only assures his manlyness, as he is so manly, he can becoming soft to gain something, proving his uber ness, as well as his epicness, and that he is "uberepicwinzorsoft".
Because he is so manly, however, his conforming only assures his manlyness, as he is so manly, he can becoming soft to gain something, proving his uber ness, as well as his epicness, and that he is "uberepicwinzorsoft".
Example:
Girl: I want you to tell me you love me in front of your friends and kiss me gently.
Boy: I'm not doing that!
*later in pub*
Boy: I love you dear.
Girl: I love you too!
Guys: Dude, how can you say that?
Boy: because i'm uberepicwinzorsoft obviously :D
*later that night he gets a treat - thus, he wins at the cost of becoming soft.*
Girl: I want you to tell me you love me in front of your friends and kiss me gently.
Boy: I'm not doing that!
*later in pub*
Boy: I love you dear.
Girl: I love you too!
Guys: Dude, how can you say that?
Boy: because i'm uberepicwinzorsoft obviously :D
*later that night he gets a treat - thus, he wins at the cost of becoming soft.*
by Gowd_ November 28, 2009
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by bobbee joe November 7, 2009
Get the uberbrow mug.That uberbuzzle last night was crazy!
by james7777222 April 26, 2010
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Get the uber excited mug.Somebody who always gets asked for rides with nothing in return
a personal taxi driver that doesn't get payed to haul their friends around out of the kindness of their heart-- usually gets used and taken for granted.
a personal taxi driver that doesn't get payed to haul their friends around out of the kindness of their heart-- usually gets used and taken for granted.
Dude, where's the unofficial uber driver? I need some Taco Bell.
My unofficial uber driver said he'd be here an hour ago, I hope he doesnt think im a mooch.
My unofficial uber driver said he'd be here an hour ago, I hope he doesnt think im a mooch.
by Sempitality July 12, 2017
Get the unofficial uber driver mug.Also known as "Scumbertos", it is the home of Silvio and extremely shitty pizza, with your choice of topping including dirty toenails, pubic hair, or Silvio's nasty saliva. They also have the peutrid garlic puffs, made of absolute grease. And as you wait for your meal, take your time to read the crappy poem of the world's shittiest garlic puffs, you might find that you lose your appetite immediatly and/or just shake your head. You will find that not only kids eat here for going out to lunch, but you will also find lazy workers who seek a time off from there horrible job. Ask Silvio's great assistant (If you are unable to identify him, he's the one who hasn't shaved for a week and has a grey comb over, greasy shirt, and terrible accent) for anything and listen for the abnoxious "TWO PUFF" no matter what you order. If you would like to come here, come to Fair Haven and you will spot it right next to the fake shitty Number 1 Chinese.
Andrew: Where do you want to go out to lunch today?
Alex: Yo, let's hit Umberto's, and wolf down some shitty Garlic Puffs.
Alex: Yo, let's hit Umberto's, and wolf down some shitty Garlic Puffs.
by Saint Seer April 6, 2008
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