uberepicwinzorsoft 

A win which is deffined only when a man is giving up his 'manlyness' and conforming to his 'loved one' - but gains something out of it ultimately, making it a win win situation that he has to become 'soft' for.

Because he is so manly, however, his conforming only assures his manlyness, as he is so manly, he can becoming soft to gain something, proving his uber ness, as well as his epicness, and that he is "uberepicwinzorsoft".

Example:

Girl: I want you to tell me you love me in front of your friends and kiss me gently.
Boy: I'm not doing that!
*later in pub*
Boy: I love you dear.
Girl: I love you too!
Guys: Dude, how can you say that?
Boy: because i'm uberepicwinzorsoft obviously :D
*later that night he gets a treat - thus, he wins at the cost of becoming soft.*

uberepicwinzorsoft by Gowd_ November 28, 2009

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016