Flog-ur-Log

Where u goin....to flog ur log?
by me October 21, 2003
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ur dad lesbian

GAY BOI: Ur mom gay lol
STRAIGHT BOI: Ur dad lesbian
GAY BOI: Nooooo...REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
by NoNutMan November 02, 2018
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Ur mom dumb

The insult "Ur mom gay", but with a huge upgrade. This insult has enough destructive power to end all reality with a single use. Even God himself cannot withstand this insult. One use and God will be vanished forever.
Bob: Ur mom gay
Phil: Ur dad lesbian
Bob: Ur granny tranny
Phil: Ur grandpap a trap
Bob: Ur sister a mister
Phil: Ur brother a mother
*Nothing happens*
Phil: What?! How are you still alive?!

Bob: Witness my power fool.
Bob: UR MOM DUMB

*Reality shatters and the universe collapses. God is banished*.
by FullChicken24 March 25, 2018
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ur nans trans

The worstest of all of, ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian, and ur granny tranny. Very similar in power to ur granny tranny but stronger.
Jack - "ur mom gay"
Treys Mom - *gets diabetes*
Trey- "ur dad lesbian"
Jacks Dad - *dies of brain cancer*
Jack- "ur granny tranny"
Treys Granny- *trips on a cat and they both die*
Zach- "UR NANS TRANS"
Trey and Jack's Nans- *Kim Jong Un magically appears and sits on both of them*
by THOTDETECC March 12, 2018
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ur spouse a mouse

The deadliest insult of all humanity. It destroys no u and reverse cards.
Tom: ur mom gay
Jack: ur dad lesbian
Tom: ur mom and dad gay together
Jack: ur sister mister
Tom: ur brother a mother
Jack: ur granny tranny
Tom: ur grandpap a trap
Jack: ur family tree lgbt
Tom: ur ancestors incestors
Jack: ur species feces
Tom: ur genus likes penis
Jack: ur family reunion homosexual comunion
Tom: Don't make me say it
Jack: Say it pussy
Tom: YOUR SPOUSE A MOUSE
Jack: Fucking dies and implodes
by stewie2gay April 18, 2018
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Ur dog gay

Possibly the most devastating words that could ever possibly be spoken by a human being, worse than ur mom gay, ur dad lesbian and even your granny tranny.
George: "Ur mom gay"

Peter: "Ur dad lesbian"

George: *On the brink of tears, using all of his might to conjure up the words* "Ur dog gay"

Peter: *Loses all fucking brain function and resorts back to a child like state, pisses himself and then fucking dies
by Sexhaver2000 March 24, 2018
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