Vanilla Twilight

When someone is sleeping, a male ejaculates on the eyes of the sleeping person. So when they wake up their eyes are sticky and white.

Girl 1: "I couldn't see anything when I woke up this morning next to Bob."

Girl 2: "Oh no! Bob must have given' you a Vanilla Twilight!"

by Moose Raper.. August 25, 2010

Twilightitis

The strange condition where girlfriend will leave their perfectly acceptable male counterparts claiming that they'll never be as good as Edward Cullen

Brad: What happened to Joe's Girlfriend dude?
Barry: Oh Cindy, yeah, she got Twilightitis and dumped him.
Brad: Bummer, she was such a babe!

by TheBlackList January 11, 2010

Twilight

Basically the whole saga Is about a chick choosing between necrophilia or beastuality.

Mom: So Bella what are your plans for today?

Bella: I'm going to fuck a corpse then later get boned by a mutt doggie style and deep throat its 13 inch dog cock.

Mom: Ohh umm thats nice..........

Bella: I will be back after Twilight ;DD

by BetaWav1996 March 15, 2011

Twilighting

When you wake up in the middle of the night with a raging, throbbing cock and pop one off real quick. No cleanup required, just relax and and go back to sleep!

“Dude, I gotta quit twilighting... my girlfriend thinks I’m cheating on her!”

by Mr. Marvelous October 20, 2018

Twilight Zone

A classy version of friends with benefits. Where you aren't a couple but talk everyday and would definitely smash.

I'm not looking to date anyone right now cause I'm kinda in the twilight zone with zoe.

by barney101 October 28, 2021

Twilighted

when one receives massive, deep, intense bruising following a makeout session; receiving dark hickeys that would cause one to believe a vampire attempted to suck your blood.

Why is she wearing a scarf in the middle of July? She must've gotten twilighted.

by FunnyGirl221 May 13, 2011

twilight

possibly one of the worst pieces of literature written in the history of the world. it revolves around two pathetic *people who have no personalities and make the story unbearably boring. these young beings try to kill themselves over eachother, and it is a perfect example of an unhealthy relationship. you want to read something good? try harry potter. ignore all the girls who say its dumb, because more then half of them didn't even read it. it's got romance, humor, suspense, drama, excitement, advanture, etc...whereas twilight only has a broing stupid romance between boring stupid teenagers. not well written, not a good gripping story...basically a huge ass fail. i pity those teenages, girls. READ HARRY POTTTER!!

twilight is a piece of poo

by satellite mind June 26, 2010