Critical Tits

a burning man parade of women riding bikes, with or without exposed breasts. as of 2009, this parade is little more than a 'girls gone wild' event with a twist. under the guise of being a display of female empowerment, this is simply a parade women exploiting themselves for the age-old attention-from-men benefit.

while the parade itself is tolerable because it moves away as soon as it arrives, the estrogen laden gathering (a so-called sacred ritual of empowerment) following the parade is reprehensible to anyone who doesn't hate men.

the ritual forms on the OPEN playa, and immediately sets up a perimeter viciously guarded by recruited males (manginas) with orders to repel all other men. the ritual turns this once open space into an antisocial misandric pit.

this segregating event is so malevolent, that as the 'ritual' expands it runs over male burners doing their own thing. the magina thugs verbally assault and physically intimidate the men, and in some cases threaten violence if a man doesn't divert his eyes or move away from the wicked pit.
the misandrists of critical tits are no longer welcome one the open playa. such future gathering will not be tolerated.
by marybethjones March 04, 2010
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Runner Tits

She never has back aches because she has Runner Tits.
by JRMS June 14, 2004
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tit sniffer

someone who likes the smell of sweaty tits, can be used as an insult or for praise.
fuck you tit sniffer.

by bill waffle December 24, 2008
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Thunder Tits

Vert from Hyperdimension Neptunia. Most commonly used by Blanc (who Vert deliberately teases about Blanc's flat chest size).
White Heart (Blanc): Shut yer hole! I can't stand the way you talk all high n' mighty! Get outta here, Thunder Tits!
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Ginger Tits

The tits of a ginger, soulless tits. Usually white with freckles. Can also be an insult
Hey, you see those Ginger Tits in the movie 300, they were hot!
by Cville February 22, 2012
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Fiscal Tits

A Natural Resource found on the Pregnant Human Female, Used during
harsh economic times... to replace cow milk.
Yo.. We just ran out of cow juice..
Can i come over your house and express some milk from your old ladies fiscal tits?

Sure but ya gotta pay double she's runnin' low...
by divewave January 01, 2013
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tits flying

A woman who is topless, breasts exposed.
I was delivering pizza. I knocked on the door and a woman answered with her tits flying. Her boyfriend yelled at her to put on a shirt but she said "Well it's not like he's never seen tits before!" I had never seen tits before.
by Teratogen December 21, 2011
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