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Critical Tits

a burning man parade of women riding bikes, with or without exposed breasts. as of 2009, this parade is little more than a 'girls gone wild' event with a twist. under the guise of being a display of female empowerment, this is simply a parade women exploiting themselves for the age-old attention-from-men benefit.

while the parade itself is tolerable because it moves away as soon as it arrives, the estrogen laden gathering (a so-called sacred ritual of empowerment) following the parade is reprehensible to anyone who doesn't hate men.

the ritual forms on the OPEN playa, and immediately sets up a perimeter viciously guarded by recruited males (manginas) with orders to repel all other men. the ritual turns this once open space into an antisocial misandric pit.

this segregating event is so malevolent, that as the 'ritual' expands it runs over male burners doing their own thing. the magina thugs verbally assault and physically intimidate the men, and in some cases threaten violence if a man doesn't divert his eyes or move away from the wicked pit.
the misandrists of critical tits are no longer welcome one the open playa. such future gathering will not be tolerated.
by marybethjones March 4, 2010
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Runner Tits

She never has back aches because she has Runner Tits.
by JRMS June 14, 2004
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tit sniffer

someone who likes the smell of sweaty tits, can be used as an insult or for praise.
by bill waffle December 23, 2008
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Sweet as tits

A saying that is generally used to describe something that is considered to be awesome, whether it be an object or to simply express satisfaction, acceptance and approval of a certain situation by comparing it to female breasts.
Biff Wellington: "I can't wait to finish work and just kick back with a cold beer and watch the footy, it's going to be sweet as tits"

Jack Mehoff: "Dude! My new car is sweet as tits!"

Pat Hiscock: "Hey, man. Your penis enlarger just arrived in the mail..."
Mike Hunt: "Sweet as tits!"
by Kurtis "Krazy Eyez" Killah February 23, 2011
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Ginger Tits

The tits of a ginger, soulless tits. Usually white with freckles. Can also be an insult
Hey, you see those Ginger Tits in the movie 300, they were hot!
by Cville April 29, 2012
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tits on a potato

A woman of free virtue who has no redeeming features apart from having unusually large breasts with which to snare the opposite sex. These women are usually single & promiscuous due being unable to keep a man.
"Any long term plans mate?" "Nah she's tits on a potato, after the STW i'm ready to go home"
by Paulo DePanda March 4, 2009
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tit-talk

Pillow talk with an emphasis on tits which describes a woman's tits in colorful detail; the best forms of tit-talk are those that refrain from using commonly used terms when referring to a woman's bust, such as the word "tits". Rather, words like "jugs" or "melons" are often used.

Although tit-talk can be spoken by both males and females it is not generally accepted to refer to it as such if spoken by a male. Titmen find tit-talk alluring and sensual because it requires their female partners to "break out of their shells" as with most forms of dirty talk. As a result, tit-talk is often used to arouse a titman even further; usually when there is physical contact with a woman's tits involved as in the case of titfucking.

Due to the commonly acknowledged fact that tit-talk can only be spoken by women it is not something one usually encounters; not unlike other types of pillow talk amongst the female population. A girl with big tits who actually uses tit-talk is considered a sort of "holy grail" to all titmen. This makes it extremely difficult for a titman to "hold his load" when his female partner resorts to tit-talk.
You wanna hear some tit-talk? I had no idea you were such a titman! Do you like my big and juicy melons, Stud? You've probably never seen boobs as big and MASSIVE as these...do you like the way they bounce and jiggle? My big heaving jugs are all yours, big boy...these giant DD hooters have your name written all over them. Wanna wash your name off my beautiful, nut-busting knockers with your cum?
by bustygirl September 21, 2011
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