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the tit offensive

Pun on Tet offensive. Phrase defining the backlash created in 2004 when thousands of people were outraged by the showing of a semi-clad breast by Ms. Janet Jackson on the Super Bowl half-time show.
The Janet Jackson super bowl fiasco has become such an issue that now can be called the "Tit Offensive".
by Mr. Tinkertrain March 3, 2004
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young tits

A girl with nice breasts but is too young for legal intercourse.
Should we call up young tits?
by sheshkable June 11, 2006
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Critical Tits

a burning man parade of women riding bikes, with or without exposed breasts. as of 2009, this parade is little more than a 'girls gone wild' event with a twist. under the guise of being a display of female empowerment, this is simply a parade women exploiting themselves for the age-old attention-from-men benefit.

while the parade itself is tolerable because it moves away as soon as it arrives, the estrogen laden gathering (a so-called sacred ritual of empowerment) following the parade is reprehensible to anyone who doesn't hate men.

the ritual forms on the OPEN playa, and immediately sets up a perimeter viciously guarded by recruited males (manginas) with orders to repel all other men. the ritual turns this once open space into an antisocial misandric pit.

this segregating event is so malevolent, that as the 'ritual' expands it runs over male burners doing their own thing. the magina thugs verbally assault and physically intimidate the men, and in some cases threaten violence if a man doesn't divert his eyes or move away from the wicked pit.
the misandrists of critical tits are no longer welcome one the open playa. such future gathering will not be tolerated.
by marybethjones March 4, 2010
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Runner Tits

She never has back aches because she has Runner Tits.
by JRMS June 14, 2004
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Tit Thruster

Someone who pushes their tits in someone's face in order to be remembered.
- Seren is a tit thruster
- What?
- She thrusted her tits in Frankie's face.
- Why?
- So now he wont forget her.
by Miss Croft xo September 3, 2009
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true tits

Gino: Yo that bud was tight
John: True tits yo
by draineddrummer04 May 12, 2009
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tits on a potato

A woman of free virtue who has no redeeming features apart from having unusually large breasts with which to snare the opposite sex. These women are usually single & promiscuous due being unable to keep a man.
"Any long term plans mate?" "Nah she's tits on a potato, after the STW i'm ready to go home"
by Paulo DePanda March 4, 2009
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