shit thong

To be scared enough to soil your undergarments.

when sheila saw the monster in the film she shit thong

by rod holder March 3, 2014

Gore-A-Thon

The ability to ejaculate in under 10 seconds while masturbating and drawing blood.

"Last night, I pulled a Gore-A-Thon in my bathroom."

by SnugZ October 13, 2008

THONKER

A loser who is obsessed with the Thonk meme, wich is a parody of the thinking emoji.

Thonker: "has a thonk picture" post thonk memes all the time on discord and 9gag
responder: haha funny thonk

by gaynibba_63 April 19, 2018

Swamp Thong

To sit in a hot office and sweat around the buttocks.

It's so hot I have swamp thong!

by radar864 April 1, 2008

angry thongs

one of the hardest phrases for people to guess in a game of hangman due to its complete and total randomness

Dude, what is this frickin' word?!?!

Uhmm keep guessing!
....
How on earth could you think of something as random as angry thongs? You're the hangman master!

by kmac4122 October 28, 2010

cock-a-thon

To describe a huge problem or 'cock-up' of gargantuan proportions.

Sean - "fook me did ya see the game last night?"

J-Blo -"Aye - what a bloody cock-a-thon that was!"

by herbie-T September 27, 2007

thong

usually smells like vagina sweat, women wear it on nights to hope to "get some".

sally wore that XXL thong for jimmy the plummer with the large ass to please him.

by Brassmonkey33 June 9, 2009