The reason why you are all alive. Chief Bird Flu is chief of the Bird Flu Society, which will shit on your face if you commit heresy. All hail Chief Bird Flu.
Chief Bird Flu owns you.
by lolcrackforever December 19, 2014
A temporary flu that is caused by excessive drinking of cheap beer (ie Old Style) all weekend long, resulting in an absence at the workplace, usually on Mondays.
by NexxuSix August 22, 2011
Someone who acts like a bitch seasonally
by The_General234 August 16, 2019
A mystery illness that usually occurs on a Friday or a Monday, typically during the spring, summer, and early fall on fair, sunny days. Symptoms include distraction and an urge to call in sick. The only known treatment is to increase use of recreational facilities, such as golf courses, city parks, or beaches.
"This is the second Friday in a row that Bob's called out sick."
"Yeah, and it's 75 and cloudless today. Pretty sure he's got a nasty case of the 18 hole flu."
"Yeah, and it's 75 and cloudless today. Pretty sure he's got a nasty case of the 18 hole flu."
by mcb1971 September 04, 2013
by Mr Moor January 21, 2018
by Andrew (Ice Cold) MacCormack January 11, 2004
A very rare flu
Symptoms: coughing, sneezing, runny nose, random boners
You can usually figure out if you have the flu when you get a boner in even the gayest situations, and often have the urge to touch yourself.
Symptoms: coughing, sneezing, runny nose, random boners
You can usually figure out if you have the flu when you get a boner in even the gayest situations, and often have the urge to touch yourself.
by Huava June 17, 2009